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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:06 am
by Per
Hey, Topper, is this you? :o


Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:44 am
by mr perfect
So, an interesting article about the virus:

https://www.theage.com.au/national/the- ... 54elo.html

This virus doesn't want to kill bats, but humans are another matter. The meek shall inherit the earth? Bats are pretty meek.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:08 am
by Topper
Per wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:06 am Hey, Topper, is this you? :o

Beard is similar, that is all.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:29 am
by 5thhorseman
Most people self-isolating are amateurs. This is how it's done!

https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/king-of-t ... -20-women/

King of Thailand ‘isolates’ from coronavirus with 20 women

Thailand’s playboy king has taken over a luxury German hotel to isolate from the coronavirus — along with a harem of 20 women, according to reports.

King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, reportedly booked the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl with “special permission” to break the lockdown in the Alpine resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen, the Independent said, quoting German media.

But rather than isolate, he moved in a harem of 20 concubines along with a team of servants, the UK paper said, citing German tabloid Bild.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:29 pm
by Strangelove
Topper wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:23 pm The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!
Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends. :drink:

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice IN MARCH in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:45 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Fucking shit, I wish I had a gun now, this is getting apocalyptic. How soon until the lawless cannibals start running amok?

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:47 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Strangelove wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:29 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:23 pm The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!
Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends. :drink:

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.
Did you murmur “heathen” under your breath as you were shutting the window like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur?

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:52 pm
by Strangelove
:lol:
Chef Boi RD wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:47 pm Did you murmur “heathen” under your breath as you were shutting the window like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur?
I HAVE ORDERS TO BRING YOU TO GOD... heathen.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:59 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Strangelove wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:52 pm :lol:
Chef Boi RD wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:47 pm Did you murmur “heathen” under your breath as you were shutting the window like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur?
I HAVE ORDERS TO BRING YOU TO GOD... heathen.
Classic Chucky, one of my fave scenes

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:01 pm
by Chef Boi RD

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:04 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Soylent Green is people!


Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:09 pm
by Strangelove
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Damn dirty apes...

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:33 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:29 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:23 pm The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!
Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends. :drink:

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.
An Abbotsford "neighbour" you say...

That has about a 70% probability of it being of the brown variety.

You're the last cooky white holdout that scares the little coloured children aren't you? :lol:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:36 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:33 pm That has about a 70% probability of it being of the brown variety.
Not when you live east of the temple. :drink:

(it's against the Sikh religion)

The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:33 pm You're the last cooky white holdout that scares the little coloured children aren't you? :lol:
I'm gonna hafta plead the fifth on that one. :mrgreen:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:28 pm
by Topper
Strangelove wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:29 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:23 pm The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!
Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends. :drink:

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice IN MARCH in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.
We had a couple of hail storms yesterday. growing up on the coast, the old man always kept the snow tires on through April because he'd seen too many April snow falls.