We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

[Per]

Hey, Topper, is this you?

[mr perfect]

So, an interesting article about the virus:

https://www.theage.com.au/national/the- ... 54elo.html

This virus doesn't want to kill bats, but humans are another matter. The meek shall inherit the earth? Bats are pretty meek.

[Topper]

Hey, Topper, is this you?

Beard is similar, that is all.

[5thhorseman]

Most people self-isolating are amateurs. This is how it's done!

https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/king-of-t ... -20-women/

King of Thailand ‘isolates’ from coronavirus with 20 women

Thailand’s playboy king has taken over a luxury German hotel to isolate from the coronavirus — along with a harem of 20 women, according to reports.

King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, reportedly booked the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl with “special permission” to break the lockdown in the Alpine resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen, the Independent said, quoting German media.

But rather than isolate, he moved in a harem of 20 concubines along with a team of servants, the UK paper said, citing German tabloid Bild.

[Strangelove]

The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!

Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends.

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice IN MARCH in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.

[Chef Boi RD]

Fucking shit, I wish I had a gun now, this is getting apocalyptic. How soon until the lawless cannibals start running amok?

[Chef Boi RD]

The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!

Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends.

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.

Did you murmur “heathen” under your breath as you were shutting the window like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur?

[Strangelove]

Did you murmur “heathen” under your breath as you were shutting the window like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur?

I HAVE ORDERS TO BRING YOU TO GOD... heathen.

[Chef Boi RD]

Did you murmur “heathen” under your breath as you were shutting the window like Charlton Heston in Ben Hur?

I HAVE ORDERS TO BRING YOU TO GOD... heathen.

Classic Chucky, one of my fave scenes

[Chef Boi RD]

[Chef Boi RD]

Soylent Green is people!

[Strangelove]

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Damn dirty apes...

[Cousin Strawberry]

The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!

Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends.

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.

An Abbotsford "neighbour" you say...

That has about a 70% probability of it being of the brown variety.

You're the last cooky white holdout that scares the little coloured children aren't you?

[Strangelove]

That has about a 70% probability of it being of the brown variety.

Not when you live east of the temple.

(it's against the Sikh religion)

You're the last cooky white holdout that scares the little coloured children aren't you?

I'm gonna hafta plead the fifth on that one.

[Topper]

The earthquake NE of Boise was felt in these parts. Lets keep the panic rolling.

And a small tornado touched down near Richland Wa.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh no!

Yesterday at 3:00 a sudden hailstorm put an inch on the ground in 2 minutes.

Brought me to my window where I spotted my neighbour trudging back from the mailbox in his slippers.

I opened to window and yelled "REPENT!!"

He gave me the finger but that's okay, we're good friends.

I can only recall seeing white stuff in Abby twice IN MARCH in the decades I've lived here, and that was early March.

We had a couple of hail storms yesterday. growing up on the coast, the old man always kept the snow tires on through April because he'd seen too many April snow falls.