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Per is saying were all inbred shaved apes...thats because hes a racist

Per's graphs are for a split second of history

Per knows there are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Per needs legalization and a fat session on a big pillow

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:59 pm Per is saying were all inbred shaved apes...thats because hes a racist

Au contraire.... I'm saying we're all inbred shaved apes, regardless of colour, creed, culture or fetish!

Why else would we waste time debating with strangers on a god damned hockey bulletin board?

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:49 pm Per's graphs are for a split second of history

I already admitted as much!

But for ephemeral humans that have to beat damned poor odds to live even a century, 800,000 years might seem like a pretty long time.
Especially since it's probably 4 times longer than our species has existed (depending of course on how you define species).

Way back when dinosaurs roamed the earth it was a hell of a lot warmer.
I'm just saying our odds at surviving back then would have been pretty slim.

In parts of China they are already relying on people with feathers pollinating crops as there are far too few bees.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/anim ... t-matters/

Per wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:46 am In parts of China they are already relying on people with feathers pollinating crops as there are far too few bees.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/anim ... t-matters/

Maybe we should follow chinas lead on global stewardship

That time they had every citizen in china go outside and clash pot lids together to scare the birds away. Good times

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:36 am

Per wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:46 am In parts of China they are already relying on people with feathers pollinating crops as there are far too few bees.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/anim ... t-matters/

Maybe we should follow chinas lead on global stewardship

That time they had every citizen in china go outside and clash pot lids together to scare the birds away. Good times

Yup. They've messed up their environment really bad.

Too bad cockroaches don't pollinate crops.

When I was in China there were cockroaches everywhere....

At one point, back in the day, they had a campaign to kill all birds, as they figured they were eating grain.

When the bird population fell, they were swamped with insects, so they just used insecticides in agriculture like crazy.

Now they don't have enough bees....


Mess with Mother Nature and she will kick your ass.

Per wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:38 am Mess with Mother Nature and she will kick your ass.

But we can control the climate. LOL

the trap snaps

Topper wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:32 am

Per wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:38 am Mess with Mother Nature and she will kick your ass.

But we can control the climate. LOL

If we pay enough taxes I'm sure it'll save the world

Topper wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:32 am

Per wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:38 am Mess with Mother Nature and she will kick your ass.

But we can control the climate. LOL

Yes

Topper wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:32 am

Per wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:38 am Mess with Mother Nature and she will kick your ass.

But we can control the climate. LOL

Well, not very effectively, but it seems we have been able to shift the average temperature without even trying.

I mean, you must have noticed it’s getting warmer right?

Oh no! Per is busted for double giffing.