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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
by Blob Mckenzie
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
by Chef Boi RD
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv in the strippers dressing room with naked women all around. There was no such thing as censorship in our house. I remember one stripper calling me into the bathroom area, she was taking a bath, asked me to scrub her back. I was like “but I’m watching The Flintstones”. I wish I was kidding.

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:27 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv in the strippers dressing room with naked women all around. There was no such thing as censorship in our house. I remember one stripper calling me into the bathroom area, she was taking a bath, asked me to scrub her back. I was like “but I’m watching The Flintstones”. I wish I was kidding.
:lol:

I just knew there was a good tale there somewhere

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:34 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv strippers
WTF Chef !!??

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:14 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:34 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv strippers
WTF Chef !!??
When the parents were boozing below Doyle I was parked in the strippers dressing room or with the old drunk Ray with the jailhouse tattoos who lived upstairs. It was a scene upstairs.

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:33 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:14 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:34 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv strippers
WTF Chef !!??
When the parents were boozing below Doyle I was parked in the strippers dressing room or with the old drunk Ray with the jailhouse tattoos who lived upstairs. It was a scene upstairs.
Chef watching the beachcombers on cbc... along comes the ad for Zenith 1234.

Then he remembers washing the rippers backs as fast as he could and realizes that life at the orange isnt so bad after all

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:52 pm
by Topper
Was the stripper male or female?

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:29 pm
by Chef Boi RD
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:33 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:14 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:34 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm

The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv strippers
WTF Chef !!??
When the parents were boozing below Doyle I was parked in the strippers dressing room or with the old drunk Ray with the jailhouse tattoos who lived upstairs. It was a scene upstairs.
Chef watching the beachcombers on cbc... along comes the ad for Zenith 1234.

Then he remembers washing the rippers backs as fast as he could and realizes that life at the orange isnt so bad after all
I think I was around 12 at the time, her soapy boobs were very stressful for a young ole RD at the time. It was like a twisted version of The Graduate. “Mrs Robinson I believe you are trying to seduce me”

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:33 pm
by Cornuck
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:29 pm I think I was around 12 at the time, her soapy boobs were very stressful for a young ole RD at the time. It was like a twisted version of The Graduate. “Mrs Robinson I believe you are trying to seduce me”
and FINALLY you sig makes sense! :D

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:30 am
by Madcombinepilot
Chef Boi RD wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:20 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:08 am
Per wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:05 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:14 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:12 pm The Chef rules! :D
The Chef was a childhood thong sniffer
Would that be an Australian or American thong? :eh:
It’s a DTES of Vancouver thong
Years ago in the back of one of vancouvers shadier ripper bars was 10 year old chef...already rockin a full on skullet....crawling the floors of the 5 between the 2nd and 3rd sets looking for a tossed thong to sniff
Well not quite, I’d watch tv in the strippers dressing room with naked women all around. There was no such thing as censorship in our house. I remember one stripper calling me into the bathroom area, she was taking a bath, asked me to scrub her back. I was like “but I’m watching The Flintstones”. I wish I was kidding.
And this is the story that ends with the Chef getting Hep-c....

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:02 am
by Blob Mckenzie
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:28 pm Button just said on 1040 that we got the best player out of petterson’s draft year. Looks like we did get a number one overall. I honestly think Quinn will be the second best in his draft year as well. Button also goes on to say good things about joulevi and basically says joulevi is better than tkachuk because it’s impossible to trade for top 4 dmen.
I guess you were reading while on lines here too

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:05 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:02 am
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:28 pm Button just said on 1040 that we got the best player out of petterson’s draft year. Looks like we did get a number one overall. I honestly think Quinn will be the second best in his draft year as well. Button also goes on to say good things about joulevi and basically says joulevi is better than tkachuk because it’s impossible to trade for top 4 dmen.
I guess you were reading while on lines here too
Whats up with Juolevi now? Hes back in the A? Is he back playing top minutes?

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:14 am
by Richardstroker69
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:02 am
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:28 pm Button just said on 1040 that we got the best player out of petterson’s draft year. Looks like we did get a number one overall. I honestly think Quinn will be the second best in his draft year as well. Button also goes on to say good things about joulevi and basically says joulevi is better than tkachuk because it’s impossible to trade for top 4 dmen.
I guess you were reading while on lines here too
I said sure, what’s your point?

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:40 am
by Blob Mckenzie
Richardstroker69 wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:14 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:02 am
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:28 pm Button just said on 1040 that we got the best player out of petterson’s draft year. Looks like we did get a number one overall. I honestly think Quinn will be the second best in his draft year as well. Button also goes on to say good things about joulevi and basically says joulevi is better than tkachuk because it’s impossible to trade for top 4 dmen.
I guess you were reading while on lines here too
I said sure, what’s your point?
Point is that’s two occasions where you’ve twisted what Button has said. Why is it so difficult to just say he complemented Elmer instead of making shit up?

I think this board is pretty much in agreement that the club is looking a lot better now. Most of if not all of the posters like the kids and the drafting and a good number of the transactions made the last couple years. Yet you still find the trolls that will not give an inch on some the blunders that happened from 2014 through 2016. They blame Linden or the media or trot out some stupid punch line.

Hargraves doesn’t mind taking a bat to these posters in hopes of beating some sense into them. Hargraves is here to help. :thumbs: