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[Strangelove]

Tanev to the bleepin' Lames

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/ ... 05985?s=20

Four years at $4.5M?

Surely Cool Hand Jim offered him that much?

Maybe Chris and Marky have a thing going on.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

[Megaterio Llamas]

Tanev to the bleepin' Lames

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/ ... 05985?s=20

Four years at $4.5M?

Surely Cool Hand Jim offered him that much?

Maybe Chris and Marky have a thing going on.

Yeah, I find that a little surprising.

Of course, we're not privy to what Cool Hand Jim has planned. Teams are going to be scrambling to unload players they can't afford in the coming days.

[Strangelove]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

They can clear up some space if they want to bad enough.

No doubt Tanev's agent said this to him before he took a few dollars more in Calgary.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

They can clear up some space if they want to bad enough.

No doubt Tanev's agent said this to him before he took a few dollars more in Calgary.

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

[Strangelove]

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

GROSS... SOMEONE JUST SHAT HIMSELF OVER HERE!!!

[2Fingers]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

They can clear up some space if they want to bad enough.

No doubt Tanev's agent said this to him before he took a few dollars more in Calgary.

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

OK Doc you keep saying this, you also say the LE contract is easy to trade?

Please explain how this will happen?

No one expected a flat cap for 2 - 3 years but that is not the only reason why the team is in cap hell right now.

Edit - I need some light so help a fellow fan out

[Blob Mckenzie]

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

GROSS... SOMEONE JUST SHAT HIMSELF OVER HERE!!!

Just a few questions... beacause it’s apparently so easy for Elmer to ditch his shitty contracts.

But you do you. I should have known you weren’t capable of actually answering the questions.

[Strangelove]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

They can clear up some space if they want to bad enough.

No doubt Tanev's agent said this to him before he took a few dollars more in Calgary.

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

OK Doc you keep saying this, you also say the LE contract is easy to trade?

Please explain how this will happen?

No one expected a flat cap for 2 - 3 years but that is not the only reason why the team is in cap hell right now.

http://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vie ... 48#p399748

[Strangelove]

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

GROSS... SOMEONE JUST SHAT HIMSELF OVER HERE!!!

Just a few questions... beacause it’s apparently so easy for Elmer to ditch his shitty contracts.

But you do you. I should have known you weren’t capable of actually answering the questions.

http://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vie ... 48#p399748

Ewwww, you stink...

[Blob Mckenzie]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

They can clear up some space if they want to bad enough.

No doubt Tanev's agent said this to him before he took a few dollars more in Calgary.

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

OK Doc you keep saying this, you also say the LE contract is easy to trade?

Please explain how this will happen?

No one expected a flat cap for 2 - 3 years but that is not the only reason why the team is in cap hell right now.

Edit - I need some light so help a fellow fan out

Lol he’s like a politician. He can’t answer that. Eriksson is a disaster and no team wants the guy.

[Strangelove]

Lol he’s like a politician. He can’t answer that. Eriksson is a disaster and no team wants the guy.

Every contract in moveable for the right price.

Pettersson + Eriksson for a 7th round pick in 2025.

Yes I'm exaggerating to make a point, now get someone to change your diaper...

[Blob Mckenzie]

Lol he’s like a politician. He can’t answer that. Eriksson is a disaster and no team wants the guy.

Every contract in moveable for the right price.

Pettersson + Eriksson for a 7th round pick in 2025.

Yes I'm exaggerating to make a point, now get someone to change your diaper...

How many years have you worked at the Mount Lehman McDonald’s now? You must be getting up there for seniority and holidays and shit ...no?

[Meds]

I guess Dad was looking for term and JB was unwilling. 4.5/year seems like a steal for Tanev... provided he can stay healthy.

Well, it's time to go all-in on a certified No. 1 RHD now. Anything else is taking a step backward.

They have no money

They can clear up some space if they want to bad enough.

No doubt Tanev's agent said this to him before he took a few dollars more in Calgary.

How will they clear space? Who’s going to take their shit contracts? What will the price be?

OK Doc you keep saying this, you also say the LE contract is easy to trade?

Please explain how this will happen?

No one expected a flat cap for 2 - 3 years but that is not the only reason why the team is in cap hell right now.

Edit - I need some light so help a fellow fan out

Lol he’s like a politician. He can’t answer that. Eriksson is a disaster and no team wants the guy.

Yeah. You know he's atrociously bad when he's a dream cap to salary ratio for a budget team that needs to add the former and shed the latter......and none of them will do it. Even the GM whose owner has a gun to his head telling him to dump his biggest fish won't pull the trigger there.

The Yotes have $350K in cap space right now. They would have gained $2.25M, dumped $7.25M this year and $4.25M next year in real dollars, plus a first round pick, and a couple of prospects.

Yeah. Gun to his head and Amrstrong still insisted on Sutter and not Eriksson? Even then he said no despite a savings of $4M in real dollars and cap.

[Strangelove]

How many years have you worked at the Mount Lehman McDonald’s now? You must be getting up there for seniority and holidays and shit ...no?

Ewwwww.... Topper's broom pusher stab cuts deep.