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Yeah, that one was all about our boy 5th.

I'll hook up some fat sluts later for you....

There were two of them!

Don't mean to ruin this thread, but this is a one-timer for Cuz. Let's deviate for the deviant.

Dem der bitches gots Cuz on da mind....

Jesus. That's terrible Hank



They weren't whales they were only a little portly

Cuz's stories are akin to a Bizzaro World Zeppelin film.

The Song Remains...Different.

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 2:33 pm They weren't whales they were only a little portly

Time has been kind to your memory.

...and his story.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:15 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 2:33 pm They weren't whales they were only a little portly

Time has been kind to your memory.

donlever wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:24 pm ...and his story.

Trying to convince the world they're suffering from the Mandela Effect.

"No, I told you... they were only a little portly. One was a dolphin and I hammered her with a porpoise and intent. We had a whale of a time. Yeah, that's what I said. You remembered wrong... uh, yeah."

They were probably like 175 ish max each. Not whale level fat but fat enough where my skinny 18 yr old ass needed a 2x4 strapped on to keep me from falling in.

Dolphins are a good analogy thank you Mr Yagro

^ I think I saw this Rembrandt painting before in a Dutch museum...

It's cut off but it sure looks like one of those funky AI hands.

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 2:27 pm ^ I think I saw this Rembrandt painting before in a Dutch museum...

It's cut off but it sure looks like one of those funky AI hands.

Nope - genuine photo - the guy is an amazing photographer.

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 4:28 am They were probably like 175 ish kg max each. Not whale level fat but fat enough where my skinny 18 yr old ass needed a 2x4 strapped on to keep me from falling in.

Dolphins are a good analogy thank you Mr Yagro

Ummmmm dude. I think you need to rework your "a little portly" definition.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 3:55 pm

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 2:27 pm ^ I think I saw this Rembrandt painting before in a Dutch museum...

It's cut off but it sure looks like one of those funky AI hands.

Nope - genuine photo - the guy is an amazing photographer.

Yeah.....it's the photographer that we're interested in.