Girls...DeRedux Version

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Yeah, that one was all about our boy 5th.

I'll hook up some fat sluts later for you....
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:scowl:

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Don't mean to ruin this thread, but this is a one-timer for Cuz. Let's deviate for the deviant.

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Dem der bitches gots Cuz on da mind....
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Jesus. That's terrible Hank

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They weren't whales they were only a little portly
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Cuz's stories are akin to a Bizzaro World Zeppelin film.

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Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 2:33 pm They weren't whales they were only a little portly
Time has been kind to your memory.
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...and his story.
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:15 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 2:33 pm They weren't whales they were only a little portly
Time has been kind to your memory.
donlever wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:24 pm ...and his story.
Trying to convince the world they're suffering from the Mandela Effect.

"No, I told you... they were only a little portly. One was a dolphin and I hammered her with a porpoise and intent. We had a whale of a time. Yeah, that's what I said. You remembered wrong... uh, yeah."
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They were probably like 175 ish max each. Not whale level fat but fat enough where my skinny 18 yr old ass needed a 2x4 strapped on to keep me from falling in.

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^ I think I saw this Rembrandt painting before in a Dutch museum... :look:

It's cut off but it sure looks like one of those funky AI hands.
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Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 2:27 pm ^ I think I saw this Rembrandt painting before in a Dutch museum... :look:

It's cut off but it sure looks like one of those funky AI hands.
Nope - genuine photo - the guy is an amazing photographer.
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 4:28 am They were probably like 175 ish kg max each. Not whale level fat but fat enough where my skinny 18 yr old ass needed a 2x4 strapped on to keep me from falling in.

Dolphins are a good analogy thank you Mr Yagro
Ummmmm dude. I think you need to rework your "a little portly" definition.
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 3:55 pm
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Nov 14, 2025 2:27 pm ^ I think I saw this Rembrandt painting before in a Dutch museum... :look:

It's cut off but it sure looks like one of those funky AI hands.
Nope - genuine photo - the guy is an amazing photographer.
Yeah.....it's the photographer that we're interested in.
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