Re: US Erection 12 *AND* 16 *AND* 20 *AND* 22 *AND* 24 *AND* Beyond
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2025 1:18 pm
Looks like a good candidate for The Mud Pit.
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Re: The Mud Pit
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:22 pm
This post reminded me of one of my favourite jokes, but I thought jokes blonged in the Bar & Grill, and this looked like the best thread for jokes:
The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the police
The French are the lovers
The Italians are the cooks
And it's all run by the Swiss
But in Hell
The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers
The English are the cooks
... and it's all run by the Italians
No mention of Swedes...
They say that in heaven
The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the police
The French are the lovers
The Italians are the cooks
And it's all run by the Swiss
But in Hell
The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers
The English are the cooks
... and it's all run by the Italians
No mention of Swedes...
Re: The Mud Pit
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:33 pm
Because Swedes are agnostic and believe in neither.
Re: The Mud Pit
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2026 9:14 am
I’ve seen alternative versions.Ronning's Ghost wrote: ↑Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:22 pm This post reminded me of one of my favourite jokes, but I thought jokes blonged in the Bar & Grill, and this looked like the best thread for jokes:
They say that in heaven
The Germans are the mechanics
The English are the police
The French are the lovers
The Italians are the cooks
And it's all run by the Swiss
But in Hell
The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers
The English are the cooks
... and it's all run by the Italians
No mention of Swedes...
When Swedes are included we usually replace the Swiss in running the whole thing, but since we are not that repulsive as lovers, for Hell you have to do a switcharoo with the English, so that they are the lovers and we cook.
But I think the version you found is the more common one.
Re: The Mud Pit
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2026 9:53 am
In Heaven,
The Scots are the police.
The Scots are the cooks.
The Scots are the engineers.
The Scots are the lovers
And the rest of you wankers can piss off.
The Scots are the police.
The Scots are the cooks.
The Scots are the engineers.
The Scots are the lovers
And the rest of you wankers can piss off.
Re: The Mud Pit
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2026 9:56 am
If it's not Scottish....