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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:04 pm
by 2Fingers
Per wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:04 am The good news is that we Swedes have practiced for Corona all our lives....

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Feel bad for the third person with only 1 leg :shock: - no place for them to sit.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:00 pm
by rats19
Reefer2 wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:04 pm
Per wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:04 am The good news is that we Swedes have practiced for Corona all our lives....

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Feel bad for the third person with only 1 leg :shock: - no place for them to sit.
Gives hopping the bus a more literal meaning... no?

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:05 pm
by 5thhorseman
Daily deaths from COVID-19 are doubling every 4-5 days. If this keeps up then in 20 days from now we'll have 10,000 dead every day.

Mar. 17 817
Mar. 16 641
Mar. 15 684 ~640 (4 days)
Mar. 14 404
Mar. 13 448
Mar. 12 353
Mar. 11 332 ~320 (4 days)
Mar. 10 271
Mar... 9 198
Mar... 8 228
Mar... 7 105 ~160 (5 days)
Mar... 6 107
Mar... 5 102
Mar... 4 083
Mar... 3 085
Mar... 2 067 ~80 (5 days)
Mar... 1 073
Feb. 29 054
Feb. 28 065
Feb. 27 058
Feb. 26 037 ~40

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavir ... eath-toll/

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:07 pm
by Strangelove
Reefer2 wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:04 pm Feel bad for the third person with only 1 leg :shock: - no place for them to sit.
Fucking Swedes don't give out crutches to the one-legged folk? :evil:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:39 pm
by Per
Strangelove wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:07 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:04 pm Feel bad for the third person with only 1 leg :shock: - no place for them to sit.
Fucking Swedes don't give out crutches to the one-legged folk? :evil:
Probably just doing a stork or flamingo thing; you know, pulling one leg up into your armpit to keep it warm. :drink:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:45 pm
by Topper

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:46 pm
by Strangelove
Topper wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:45 pm
Lol, Justin isn't half the asshole his father was!

Be it Pierre or Fidel.

And he commands a hundredth the amount of respect.

Sorry but I can't help but respect the way PET destroyed that reporter! :lol:

I translate his last line as he walked off as: "Fuck you motherfucker".

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:49 pm
by Strangelove
Pierre called the reporter a week kneed bleeding heart.

I'm sure he secretly felt the same way about his punkass kid.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:57 pm
by Topper
Strangelove wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:49 pm Pierre called the reporter a week kneed bleeding heart.

I'm sure he secretly felt the same was about his punkass kid.
His bleeding heart comments are fantastic. Junior would be crushed.

But don't forget how Mayor Tom exploited this.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:57 pm
by Topper
A government examination of sales data for Lysol and other cleaning products has determined the risk of COVID-19 is very low for aboriginal communities.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:03 pm
by Strangelove
^Oh no you di'n't!
Topper wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:57 pm
Strangelove wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:49 pm Pierre called the reporter a week kneed bleeding heart.

I'm sure he secretly felt the same was about his punkass kid.
His bleeding heart comments are fantastic. Junior would be crushed.

But don't forget how Mayor Tom exploited this.
That's when we discovered just how dumb the FLQ is.

I mean who the fuck wants to kidnap Tom Campbell! :lol:

But yes, Tommy loved him some War Measures Act...

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:05 pm
by Strangelove
Strangelove wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:46 pm I translate his last line as he walked off as: "Fuck you motherfucker".
Not that a Prime Minister would ever use such language. :wink:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:34 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Reefer2 wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:04 pm
Per wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:04 am The good news is that we Swedes have practiced for Corona all our lives....

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Feel bad for the third person with only 1 leg :shock: - no place for them to sit.
Reef are you still tapping the old lady?

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:59 pm
by Strangelove


Informative video about flattening the curve...

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:03 pm
by Strangelove
https://nypost.com/2020/03/19/old-malar ... rus-study/

If you get really sick from COVID-19 I suggest pushing your doctor to prescribe this old malaria drug.

Cuz why not.

It won't hurt you and it could possibly save you.