Canucks News N Notes 24-25

[Chef Boi RD]

Will the Pettersson contract end up being worse than the Loui Eriksson contract. Petey’s contract is near twice as much as Loui’s.

[Blob Mckenzie]

The defence is an embarrassment right now.

Thank you, Patrick

Its Patrick's third year on the job. Lennie Small's third year on the job was 2016-17

Alex Edler- thank you Thomas Gradin- re-upped by Eye Bags.
Chris Tanev- thank you Eye Bags
Alex Biega- an Eye Bags depth signing
Ben Hutton - 514 games and still playing- Michael D


Erik Gudbranson- thanks a lot Lennie
Luca Sbisa- Great acquisition Lennie
Troy Stecher- probably Lennie's best find till 2018
Philip Larsen- Fuck off Lennie
Nikita Tryamkin- didn't know they could stack shit that high

The first group is substantially better than the second one. Lets give people more than 2 1/2 years before we go full urine crew maybe.

But I guess Lennie had the ultra competitive Olli Juolevi coming up right?? Ill take EP2 and Wilander over that spineless klown.

I don't like the off season moves but the dead cap for Air Thief 2 is killing them. Thanks Lennie. Could have easily retained Cole and Z.

Guys like Cole and The Sheriff are glue guys that would have smacked 9 in the mouth for behaving like he has.

I think you’re forgetting someone. Let me help - Quinn Hughes

I think I specified the THIRD year of the management teams. Did Vancouver hav Quinn's rights as a 16 year old?

[Chef Boi RD]

Elias Pettersson in his last 82 games played, including the 2024 playoffs:

18 goals, 38 assists, -2.

11.6 million dollar, 56 point player

[Blob Mckenzie]

Will the Pettersson contract end up being worse than the Loui Eriksson contract. Petey’s contract is near twice as much as Loui’s.

An adult would probably calculate age, % of cap space taken up. Comparing a contract signed 8 years ago to one signed last year is dumber than dirt. So put Air Thief at 8.8 for arguments sake and he was 31 when Lennie gave him the ink stick to make his mark. I mean did Eriksson's 3 hit season put him in your scrapbook with Lars Molin and Robert Nordmark? Just chop your dick off and get a cunt sewn in already.

[Chef Boi RD]

I’ll alot some added wait time on the Petey situation before calling him Air Thief the 2nd, I’ll give you that. But he is on the clock. That’s a hefty contract (twice as much as Air Thief the 1st) for someone playing like Anton Rodin at the moment.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Can someone unclog his snout filled with meth and blow and let him know that the camp has increased since 2016 and is still escallating pretty substantially? He doesn't even bother to read posts.

[Chef Boi RD]

Will the Pettersson contract end up being worse than the Loui Eriksson contract. Petey’s contract is near twice as much as Loui’s.

An adult would probably calculate age, % of cap space taken up. Comparing a contract signed 8 years ago to one signed last year is dumber than dirt. So put Air Thief at 8.8 for arguments sake and he was 31 when Lennie gave him the ink stick to make his mark. I mean did Eriksson's 3 hit season put him in your scrapbook with Lars Molin and Robert Nordmark? Just chop your dick off and get a cunt sewn in already.

Allvin and Chipmunk gave Vincent Desharnais a two-year contract.

Two years.

[Picker of Cherries]

They should waive him and see if another GM picks up next years contract…perhaps a team coached in a similar manner in Ottawa? He is tall right? You can’t teach tall!

[Chef Boi RD]

They should waive him and see if another GM picks up next years contract…perhaps a team coached in a similar manner in Ottawa? He is tall right? You can’t teach tall!

Yeah, not seeing that happening

[Blob Mckenzie]

Dude f you can't be bothered to discuss anything maybe Wiebo has the right plan.

[Chef Boi RD]

Looking forward to hearing Patrik Allvin respond to questions at the end-of-year press conference how he feels about wasting an all-time great season by a generational defenceman by surrounding him with an absolute shite defence corps

[Chef Boi RD]

Dude f you can't be bothered to discuss anything maybe Wiebo has the right plan.

What would you like to discuss? The Elmer era defence vs this season’s defence. Well? The only good thing about this season’s defence is a defenscemam drafted by Elmer. But yeah I do agree, outside of Hughes, Bennings work on the D group was as horrendous as Allvin’s work on the D thus far. Hopefully Willander can do something about that. Time will tell

[Chef Boi RD]

I’m close to making an adjustment on trading Horvat instead of Miller. Thinking now it should’ve been the other way around.

[Chef Boi RD]

Tocchet has lost the room, no if ands or buts. They’ve tuned him out. He’s completely destroyed Hoglanders confidence, ship him to Florida for pucks so we can watch him turn into as good as ex-Canuck Forsling turned out to be.

The Canuck Way.

[Chef Boi RD]

What the Rangers were trying to unload on us. Filip Chytil’s injury history:

https://www.foxsports.com/nhl/filip-chy ... r-injuries