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Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:10 pm
by Strangelove
Per wrote:
Better her than Sarah Palin, I guess...
Hey if Sarah ever got any power I'd be all over that.
Hey I voted for her a coupla dozen times in 2008.

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:42 pm
by rats19
Strangelove wrote:Per wrote:
Better her than Sarah Palin, I guess...
Hey if Sarah ever got any power I'd be all over that.
Hey I voted for her a coupla dozen times in 2008.

Anybody else would palin comparison

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:30 pm
by ODB
I was thinking about the environment, because it's a cause near & dear to my heart, and it dawned on me, drone attacks must leave a much smaller carbon footprint than a conventional F18!
And come on, you gotta admit, killing mofo's, and doing so as if you were playing the xbox is way cool!
With what, over 300 drone attacks in Pakistan alone... Obama should be awarded the Nobel Prize! If Al Gore (that tree humper, literally) can win a Nobel Prize for talking out his ass Obama should win it (AGAIN) for actually making a difference.
Think about it! Obama is actually a champion in the fight against global warming. While some
talk a big game mr. President of the United States of America is actually
doing something about it.
2nd term.... 2nd term.... 2nd term....

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:13 pm
by Topper
Is he still alive?
Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:37 pm
by Per
Topper wrote:Is he still alive?
Yup.
You must be confusing him with MCA.
Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:45 pm
by Strangelove
Topper wrote:Is he still alive?
I've heard reports that he was killed and replaced with a look-alike stooge in early 2009.
The look-alike is secretly a devout muslim who was born in Kenya.
Or so the reports say.

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:13 am
by Per
Did you all see this already?

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:53 am
by ODB
What-the
I post this glowing endorsement of Mr. Obama, 2nd term chant and all and then I clime into bed with the misses to get my nightly dose of nookie with the
wife followed by The Colbert Report only to find out Mr.
I hate the environment has pulled the ol 180 on the gay marriage issue
WTF...
I take it back, I take it allllllll back!

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:11 am
by Arachnid
ODB wrote:What-the
I post this glowing endorsement of Mr. Obama, 2nd term chant and all and then I clime into bed with the misses to get my nightly dose of nookie with the
wife followed by The Colbert Report only to find out Mr.
I hate the environment has pulled the ol 180 on the gay marriage issue
WTF...
I take it back, I take it allllllll back!

It's not gay marriage he supports. It' s married ass sex

The theory being The Pres gets more pagan than you'll ever dream of (no matter how much pathetic whining and begging you do

) and now understands the subject more.

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:38 am
by Per
You know in most ways, a warmer climate is not all that bad for Sweden, but one drawback of the milder winters we've had the last twenty years or so, is an increase in the number of ticks, but also the invasion of the Spanish slug, or "killer slugs" as we call them.
They're not killers as in killer bees, the name comes from them being cannibalistic, so you can often see one of them eating a weaker compadre... Anyway, they're bigger, uglier and more repulsive looking than traditional Swedish slugs, they multiply like crazy (being adapted to the Iberic peninsula and its dry climate they lay hundreds of eggs in the hope that at least some may actually hatch, but in the moister Northern Europe - they all do.

) and completely devestate gardens. They have no natural enemies here. Apparently the musk duck eats them, but that's about it.
Now that it's spring and I ride my bike to work there are scores of them crawling all over the bike lanes.
Some squashed, others not, but all of them equally disgusting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_slug
Still haven't seen any in our garden. Maybe the hedgehogs take care of them? We have two of them living there, a male living under a dutchman's pipe in front of the house and a female living under the playhouse in the backyard. Now during spring the two of them socialise quite a bit in the evenings, some summers we have "hoglets", but the rest of the year they tend to each stay in their designated half of the garden... Anyway, hedgehogs eat slugs, but I've often heard people say that they don't like the Spanish ones. Maybe ours do?

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 1:52 pm
by Strangelove
^^^^ Hmmm, yet another story about an abundance of hermaphrodites in Sweden.
Hey Per, is there any truth to the rumour you eat babies?
If so, why don't you switch over to slugs??
A tad more appetizing one would think?

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 2:07 pm
by Per
Strangelove wrote:
Hey Per, is there any truth to the rumour you eat babies?
Nope, I'm not Chinese.
Strangelove wrote:If so, why don't you switch over to slugs??
Nope, I'm not French eiher.

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 2:10 pm
by Strangelove
Meh, Chinese, French, Swedish, all pretty much the same thing amirite?

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 2:38 pm
by Per
Strangelove wrote:Meh, Chinese, French, Swedish, all pretty much the same thing amirite?

Nope. Swedes are better at hockey...

Re: It's getting warm
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 3:23 pm
by Strangelove
Per wrote:
Nope. Swedes are better at hockey...
Alright, in that case have a good weekend!