Media (AKA Idiots) Rebooted

[Argay Ham]

lol. ‘Brown cherry’

That's what he's going for, but no one will ever do it like Kevin Bieksa.

[MJN]

None of this should be a surprise. Two years ago we couldn’t give Brock away. Last year for the first, and only time, he scored 40 goals. Rutherford said in the offseason as much and that the Canucks wanted to see more and assess it after January. Allvin has been saying that all year.

Translation: Canucks are not the team that will give Brock a 7-8 year contract north of 8 million. They have telegraphed this for 2 years. Brock isn’t worth more than Garlund is making. Or DeBrusk. Not on this team. That Dhaliwal doesn’t know ir u dear stand this and just wants to shit all over the Canucks is madness.

100% He doesn't generate offense. He has an above average shot but even as seen last night against one of the worst teams in the league he isn't much of a threat. 5.5-6 x 6 would be generous.

[theman]

None of this should be a surprise. Two years ago we couldn’t give Brock away. Last year for the first, and only time, he scored 40 goals. Rutherford said in the offseason as much and that the Canucks wanted to see more and assess it after January. Allvin has been saying that all year.

Translation: Canucks are not the team that will give Brock a 7-8 year contract north of 8 million. They have telegraphed this for 2 years. Brock isn’t worth more than Garlund is making. Or DeBrusk. Not on this team. That Dhaliwal doesn’t know ir u dear stand this and just wants to shit all over the Canucks is madness.

100% He doesn't generate offense. He has an above average shot but even as seen last night against one of the worst teams in the league he isn't much of a threat. 5.5-6 x 6 would be generous.

Yeah, If I were the Canucks I wouldn't offer him anymore than a 6x6 contract.

[Topper]

How did Craig Simpson do with Marner, Nylander, and Matthews on opposite teams?

[Argay Ham]

How did Craig Simpson do with Marner, Nylander, and Matthews on opposite teams?

Dude must be in shambles watching this tournament. They all look like they’re trying but they just…suck. Hardly a grain of brainpower being used when they are out there.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Fuck can that asshole on the Raptors broacast just stop with the "Hello"!!!!!!!!? Its so old.

[Cousin Strawberry]

You know who's a greasy little fuck? Frank Seravelli

He sits there, day in...day out, smugly and greasily oozing greasy bullshit in front of his webcam with his dyed grey mane (to simulate being distinguished)...a full time professional shit talker...oozing his grease

Despicable

[Megaterio Llamas]

Sounds like Tocchet called out Farhan Lalji for being an idiot and not doing his homework.

It seems like he's getting tired of dealing with the local media.

This happens to everyone eventually. Imagine having to deal with Farhan Lalji regularly.

https://x.com/Adamkblat/status/1899204896911765995

[Hockey Widow]

Would be nice for Brock to come out and laugh in their faces. We have enough real disrespect going on we dont have to make shit up.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Dhaliwal thinks Mr. Aquilini is locking up the wallet in the Tocchet negotiations. I've been thinking Mr Aquilini will likely tap out and look for budget alternatives here for a while now. My gut is telling me it's a money issue.

[Blob Mckenzie]

My brain is telling me to never listen to Brown Cherry. He is little more than a shill for the agents.

[Megaterio Llamas]

My brain is telling me to never listen to Brown Cherry. He is little more than a shill for the agents.

Did you know that the gut has more nerve endings than the brain?

I never rely on my brain anymore since I have a perfectly good gut at my disposal; my gut is telling me Riccky's intel is solid.

[Blob Mckenzie]

My brain is telling me to never listen to Brown Cherry. He is little more than a shill for the agents.

Did you know that the gut has more nerve endings than the brain?

I never rely on my brain anymore since I have a perfectly good gut at my disposal; my gut is telling me Riccky's intel is solid.

You might have an 8 pack or an ab shelter like John Candy. Hargraves doesn't know. But it?'s fairly certain you like Butter Chicken and bluberrres.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I'm watching John Shannon with Sekeres and Price., Sekeres makes Danny look thin. 5 ft 9 and 3/4 261 lbs...?

[Megaterio Llamas]

The gut is telling me that Ricky takes next year off from coaching, goes back to TNT to commentate, and recharge his batteries. And then grabs a high-profile Eastern US franchise job opening for big dollars when something opens up. Of course, if the Geezer budges from his club option position, things could move up a year.

Mr Aquilini signs Manny Malhotra to a club friendly deal to coach the Canucks next year.