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The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 pm
I'd chow down on those non stop while choke wanking on a doorknob if they smelled like her dumpster no problem
Sometimes I don't know where the fuck Yoodle learned his English. His grammar and sentence structure is horrible. He pulls word phrases out of his rear-end. I wonder aloud, does he actually speak like this in real life?
But then again, I have no problem understanding this garbled mess. I can smell what the Sock is cookin'.
Probably does. Most people do. You start one sentence, then change direction, jump to another topic, insert a bunch of meaningless words like, you know, I mean, like, okay, know what I mean, right?
When you read an interview in a newspaper, the quotes are almost always slightly editted, because if they wrote exactly word for word what people say, almost everyone would sound like an idiot.
Written language is usually a lot more exact than spoken language and not as messed up.
People often use horrible grammar when speaking. We still tend to understand them from the context, but when you write things down you need to clean it up a bit. I mean, who says whom? But in written English it is important to get it right.
‘the smaller Aegean islands’ means any islands in the Aegean Sea except the islands of Crete and Evia.
The reality is Per just doesnt get half of it. I know this because my wife is exactly the same and she is fairly fluent in english as well. Theres alot of little quips and references that need to be explained where they come from.
Shes been with me 10 years and still doesnt know what the fucks going or what I'm joking about half the time
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