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Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:03 pm
by Per
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:53 pm
I will attend the service if there is one.If for nothing else to remind me that life is precious... it’s a gift not to be taken for granted
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On the Swedish news last night they interviewed a Swedish family where the 10 year old son was best friends with, went to school with and played on the same football team as a kid who died in the crash with his whole family. Made me think of you and your son.
Cheers.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:43 am
by Topper
No, no, no, they aren't a bunch of fucking wagon burners.
They are NASCAR fans setting up fuel and tire pit stops for the pipeline workers.
Scariest shit is the 1/2 cut trees along the road waiting to drop across the road in the next snow or wind storm.
https://globalnews.ca/news/6392199/bc-p ... stigation/
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:05 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:43 am
No, no, no, they aren't a bunch of fucking wagon burners.
They are NASCAR fans setting up fuel and tire pit stops for the pipeline workers.
Scariest shit is the 1/2 cut trees along the road waiting to drop across the road in the next snow or wind storm.
https://globalnews.ca/news/6392199/bc-p ... stigation/
Fucking assholes. Clean up all that crap- the trees and tires etc, put it in a huge pile on the reserve these assholes came from and light it on fire. They are fucking terrorists.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:13 pm
by Strangelove
https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth- ... mpaign=dwt
Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
GET YOURS NOW... while supplies last!
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:48 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:13 pm
https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth- ... mpaign=dwt
Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
GET YOURS NOW... while supplies last!
Dude... this has you and Rosie Rottencrotch all over it. You could market her trench stench maybe on a Roman candle
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:15 pm
by Strangelove
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:48 pm
Dude... this has you and Rosie Rottencrotch all over it. You could market her trench stench maybe on a Roman candle
Waaaaaay ahead of ya...
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:21 pm
by Carl Yagro
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:13 pm
https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth- ... mpaign=dwt
Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
GET YOURS NOW... while supplies last!
If she was truly a marketing genius, the candle would be shaped like Chris Martin's dick... and it would spurt hot wax.
She prolly wishes her vag smelled that good.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Fuck you guys are too picky. She's hammerable for sure.
I'd chow down on those non stop while choke wanking on a doorknob if they smelled like her dumpster no problem
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:54 pm
by SKYO
Iran
'unintentionally' shot down Ukrainian jetliner killing all 176 aboard.
'Human error at time of crisis caused by US adventurism led to disaster'
- Iranian FM Javad Zarif
so basically Trump made this happen.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:13 pm
by Carl Yagro
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 pm
I'd chow down on those non stop while choke wanking on a doorknob if they smelled like her dumpster no problem
Sometimes I don't know where the fuck Yoodle learned his English. His grammar and sentence structure is horrible. He pulls word phrases out of his rear-end. I wonder aloud, does he actually speak like this in real life?
But then again, I have no problem understanding this garbled mess. I can smell what the Sock is cookin'.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:37 pm
by Topper
Romantic candle light dinners just took on a whole new twist.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:13 pm
by Strangelove
I would never burn one of those candles at home.
One whiff and wifey would be all like: "You're banging Gywneth Paltrow again, aren't you!!"
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:16 pm
by Strangelove
SKYO wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:54 pm
Iran
'unintentionally' shot down Ukrainian jetliner killing all 176 aboard.
'Human error at time of crisis caused by US adventurism led to disaster'
- Iranian FM Javad Zarif
so basically Trump made this happen
... according to Iran.
And now of course lefties, cuz orange man bad.
Democratic Party in bed with a rogue government, who woulda thunk it.
Politics makes strange bedfellows...
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:32 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:13 pm
I would never burn one of those candles at home.
One whiff and wifey would be all like:
"You're banging Gywneth Paltrow again, aren't you!!"
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:39 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Hank wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:13 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 pm
I'd chow down on those non stop while choke wanking on a doorknob if they smelled like her dumpster no problem
Sometimes I don't know where the fuck Yoodle learned his English. His grammar and sentence structure is horrible. He pulls word phrases out of his rear-end. I wonder aloud, does he actually speak like this in real life?
But then again, I have no problem understanding this garbled mess. I can smell what the Sock is cookin'.
Absolutely this is how i talk. I write it as i think it.
I weave a literary tapestry