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Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 11:38 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Topper wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 9:00 am A few walk of shame morning after getting butt fucked comments;

"came out of it the best they could"

They intentionally drove the bus into a brick wall when the road ahead was clear.

Coming away confined to a wheelchair isn't doing the best they could.

If Hughes was willing to commit long term to his new team, they may have come away with a life on crutches. That isn't doing anyone a "solid". That was a fuck you I want out of here now.

Timing goes back to Miller/Pettersson. JT arrives in camp #2 in fitness, no word how bad Scooter's Bo2Max scored, You know there were no JuJu man wet sloppy kisses from JT for shitting the bed on off season training. Miller sits out most of the preseason with various excuses of screwy preseason sched, rumours of a boo boo....Early season leave of absence a suspicious 10 games, word of tension goes from leak to dam break.

Through it all, management holds Tocchet and Hughes by the short and curlies making them uncomfortably tow the party line. Most telling comment comes from Alvin "in days past Rick would have dealt with this in the locker room and it wouldn't be an issue" Post season Meyers and Debrusk come out raving about JT, (Debrusk - JT: a great guy, he and his wife had me over for dinner often when I first arrived, really went out of their way to make me welcome. Pettersson: He's a nice guy, I sit next to him in the locker room). Then early this season, Miller, Hughes, Foote tete a tete a tete over drinks

Tocchet, a year off his Adams Trophy win in Vancouver, takes his exit clause as soon as available. Hughes, a year off his Norris Trophy win, tells them he isn't hanging around.

It’s Vancouver and we need to go woke and go broke.

While seeds of Miller/Pettersson divide were planted in the locker room, They germinated and flowered in the second floor Ladies’ Room among the Assistant GM mean girls. Oh no, he used a sexist slur in an NHL locker room BANISH HIM! (Bailiff, whack his pee pee).

DEI till we die. Blessed are the sandwich makers.

Left is the petulant elite turd line suspect skater. The guy who can't get any team mates to attend his wedding. The guy who marries the hot, barren TikTok Influencer who chooses to live on her own in her California home. Can we call her Lisa Marie?

Scooter must be more lonely than a hair an his head.
Ha! What a post!

Bullseyes all round. A refreshingly candid take that cuts through all the nonsense that personifies this curse-ed chickenshit outfit we follow.

Dammit Topps you need to stick around and post more often man.

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 11:59 am
by Meds
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 11:38 am Ha! What a post!

Bullseyes all round. A refreshingly candid take that cuts through all the nonsense that personifies this curse-ed chickenshit outfit we follow.

Dammit Topps you need to stick around and post more often man.
I suspect that Lever is working hard to keep him on the sideline and get his takes via email so he can then post them himself.....he gives Topper credit for a few as a smokescreen.....but the rest?
That sly dog. :lol:

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm
by donlever
Lol @ Cuz Dude 2 site adjuster....

...and yeah Mëds...Topper had been doing all my posting for 30 years.

The ultimate sock.

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Centres

Pettersson
Rossi
Chytil
Raty
Sasson (centre/left winger)
Cootes

Left Wingers

DeBrusk
Sherwood
Kane
Hoglander
O’Connor
Ohgren

Right wingers

Boeser
Garland
Karlsson (centre/right winger)
Lekkerimaki

Left wing is stacked so one of (or both) of Kane or Sherwood need to go. Right wing is thin so Garland stays, for now. The centres stay. Walk Chytil to UFA after next season and is a placeholder for Cootes. Cootes to Abby next season.

If the Canucks stay in the top 5 of the draft and decide to go on RS D-man Verhoeff this makes Hronek a trade option at the draft.

If one of the left wingers McKenna, Stenberg or Belchetz are picked this creates more log jam on the left side. Picking centre Tynan Lawrence really stacks the middle of the ice given the ages of Cootes, Rossi and Raty

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:05 pm
by Meds
donlever wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Lol @ Cuz Dude 2 site adjuster....

...and yeah Mëds...Topper had been doing all my posting for 30 years.

The ultimate sock.
:lol: :lol:

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:08 pm
by Meds
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Left Wingers

DeBrusk
Sherwood
Kane
Hoglander
O’Connor
Ohgren

Right wingers

Boeser
Garland
Karlsson (centre/right winger)
Lekkerimaki

Left wing is stacked so one of (or both) of Kane or Sherwood need to go. Right wing is thin so Garland stays, for now. The centres stay. Walk Chytil to UFA after next season and is a placeholder for Cootes. Cootes to Abby next season.
Boeser has been suiting up on the LW a bit lately.....this year is the first time ever for him. Honestly, he's had better looks playing there, just crazy snake bitten.

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:11 pm
by donlever
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm If the Canucks stay in the top 5 of the draft and decide to go on RS D-man Verhoeff this makes Hronek a trade option at the draft.
Talk about using other posters lines.

Sheesh.

Dude responds to my post THIS AM about Verhoeff, Hronek, Chytil and Cootes saying Cootes stays in junior (in HIS humble opinion) and we need vets.

Now Cootes is going to Abby and Hronek is getting dealt if we draft the RSD.

Instadjusts....

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:12 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
donlever wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Lol @ Cuz Dude 2 site adjuster....
I call them augmentations

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:13 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Mëds wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:08 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Left Wingers

DeBrusk
Sherwood
Kane
Hoglander
O’Connor
Ohgren

Right wingers

Boeser
Garland
Karlsson (centre/right winger)
Lekkerimaki

Left wing is stacked so one of (or both) of Kane or Sherwood need to go. Right wing is thin so Garland stays, for now. The centres stay. Walk Chytil to UFA after next season and is a placeholder for Cootes. Cootes to Abby next season.
Boeser has been suiting up on the LW a bit lately.....this year is the first time ever for him. Honestly, he's had better looks playing there, just crazy snake bitten.
There are 3 left wingers expected to go top 5 - McKenna, Stenberg and Belchetz. With all the left wingers we have this is a bit of problem. I’d probably be more inclined to draft the centre Lawrence, although apparently Stenberg can play both wings, but he’s a Swede and this would certainly put Mëds on suicide watch.

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:14 pm
by Carl Yagro
donlever wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Lol @ Cuz Dude 2 site adjuster....

...and yeah Mëds...Topper had been doing all my posting for 30 years.

The ultimate sock.
I knew it!

I bet Doc is actually still around and is the one pulling the socks to the Tops.

There are multiple levels to this puppetry.

Dude can't help constantly making adjustments. Doesn't know whether he likes his pee-pee to the right or the left.

And Cuz? He just gave himself the reach-around and now is talking out the other end :lol:

Site adjusters :lol:

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:15 pm
by Chef Boi RD
donlever wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:11 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm If the Canucks stay in the top 5 of the draft and decide to go on RS D-man Verhoeff this makes Hronek a trade option at the draft.
Talk about using other posters lines.

Sheesh.

Dude responds to my post THIS AM about Verhoeff, Hronek, Chytil and Cootes saying Cootes stays in junior (in HIS humble opinion) and we need vets.

Now Cootes is going to Abby and Hronek is getting dealt if we draft the RSD.

Instadjusts....
Didn’t see it, Donny, sorry. The CC has been busy

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:16 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Carl Yagro wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:14 pm
donlever wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Lol @ Cuz Dude 2 site adjuster....

...and yeah Mëds...Topper had been doing all my posting for 30 years.

The ultimate sock.
I knew it!

I bet Doc is actually still around and is the one pulling the socks to the Tops.

There are multiple levels to this puppetry.

Dude can't help constantly making adjustments. Doesn't know whether he likes his pee-pee to the right or the left.
Fuck off

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:17 pm
by Carl Yagro
:lol:

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:18 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Carl Yagro wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:14 pm
donlever wrote: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:02 pm Lol @ Cuz Dude 2 site adjuster....

...and yeah Mëds...Topper had been doing all my posting for 30 years.

The ultimate sock.
I knew it!

I bet Doc is actually still around and is the one pulling the socks to the Tops.

There are multiple levels to this puppetry.

Dude can't help constantly making adjustments. Doesn't know whether he likes his pee-pee to the right or the left.

And Cuz? He just gave himself the reach-around and now is talking out the other end :lol:

Site adjusters :lol:
There really is only two of us here Mr Hanky.

There is only you and Docs 31 socks

Re: Hughes Traded Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 12:21 pm
by Carl Yagro
Ya know, I keep thinking for all the time that I've wasted my life here and following this team, I can't be real.

I'm more than likely a sock, just trying to be a Cypher and enjoy my fake steak until someone pulls the plug.