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Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Jun 18, 2025 2:27 pm The top 6 is fucking brutal. These are the words I use to describe the misery - fucking brutal. But yay, our defence!! I like how some think it’s easy to fix the top 6 like waving a wand, twitching your nose. Viola! Done!! Walk away!!!

Good luck in attracting UFA’s to this drama. Might as well sign Boeser. The likes of Bennett ain’t coming anywhere near here unless we offer him something ridiculous which ain’t happening.

Go to sleep Whitey

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Jun 18, 2025 2:29 pm Regarding Abby. I have this to offer up regarding Karlsson and Silovs. Thank you, Jim.

Silovs is one of the six players already named for the Latvian Olympic team.

Florida Panthers top 6

Verhaegae Barkov Reinhart
Rodrigues Bennett Tkachuk

Canucks top 6

DeBrusk ScooterBoy Garland
Hoglander Blueger Sherwood

The window is closing!!! Need to keep Hughes Happy or he leaves after two more seasons!!!

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 5:51 am Florida Panthers top 6

Verhaegae Barkov Reinhart
Rodrigues Bennett Tkachuk

Canucks top 6

DeBrusk ScooterBoy Garland
Hoglander Blueger Sherwood

The window is closing!!! Need to keep Hughes Happy or he leaves after two more seasons!!!

Ladies and gentlemen - after a brief pause, I give you the return of Chicken Little.

Summer is always fun around here.

Pretty sure Dude and Gohmert shared felts on the short bus.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 10:12 am Pretty sure Dude and Gohmert shared felts on the short bus.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 10:12 am Pretty sure Dude and Gohmert shared felts on the short bus.

Hey Roberto “back hair” Macchenzzi are you making like a proper Tri-City Terroni sunbathing pool side at Mundy Park bathed in baby oil checking out all the ladies? Displaying the guns?

Reports that the Canucks have circled back to Suter.

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:33 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 10:12 am Pretty sure Dude and Gohmert shared felts on the short bus.

Hey Roberto “back hair” Macchenzzi are you making like a proper Tri-City Terroni sunbathing pool side at Mundy Park bathed in baby oil checking out all the ladies? Displaying the guns?

No back hair here amigo. I have had that shit waxed off. 3 -4 times a year. I just got a Brazilian, am due for a Manny and Peddy and I don't poke holes through my socks with my toenails. I floss, I shower daily, get the odd foot scrub, don't have muppet eyebrows, boxers, not briefs, no pit stained jerseys and always a fresh pair of kicks. In other words, I'm a house pet. Stay in your own lane Cornelius.

Hey if you shrink down that huge gut you can cut your own toenails...

Just sayin'

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Fri Jun 20, 2025 11:26 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 1:33 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 10:12 am Pretty sure Dude and Gohmert shared felts on the short bus.

Hey Roberto “back hair” Macchenzzi are you making like a proper Tri-City Terroni sunbathing pool side at Mundy Park bathed in baby oil checking out all the ladies? Displaying the guns?

No back hair here amigo. I have had that shit waxed off. 3 -4 times a year. I just got a Brazilian, am due for a Manny and Peddy and I don't poke holes through my socks with my toenails. I floss, I shower daily, get the odd foot scrub, don't have muppet eyebrows, boxers, not briefs, no pit stained jerseys and always a fresh pair of kicks. In other words, I'm a house pet. Stay in your own lane Cornelius.

All that effort even with the rotund mid section belly. Seems like a waste. There’s no distracting from it no matter how thorough the manscaping

I'm curious if Tavares would head west on a three or four year deal.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:54 am I'm curious if Tavares would head west on a three or four year deal.

Thought the same thing, could be the perfect “place holder” while we rebuild our centre depth. More importantly having Tavares around would remove some of spotlight away from Petey.

Sounds like the Tavares camp and the leaves are miles apart.

I hope they keep the 15th OA and pick one of Reschny, Cootes or Bear.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:54 am I'm curious if Tavares would head west on a three or four year deal.

Everything I’ve read says Tavares does not want to move his family.

Leaving the Leaves will depend upon how badly they lowball him…..but it’s a safe bet he won’t come west unless the offer is substantial.

He also wants to win a Cup, and at 35 he’s probably signing his last contract…..for the Canucks to even be a team that is considered a threat to make the 2nd round, everything to go exactly right…..

1. Petey has to bounce back (or they fleece someone in a draft day trade).

2. Demko has to be healthy and playing to form.

3. Hughes can’t get injured.

4. They need to find a top-6 winger and a legit 2C (a 1C if the first item in this list doesn’t happen).

Plus all the other minutia of the season.

Not to many UFA’s are gonna see the Canucks as a destination to win the Cup.

It's interesting to see basically the entire league once again are all hunting for the same goddamn thing at the same time.

The last great shortage was right handed D, now all of a sudden that isn't an in demand need but 2C's are? And we just so happen to have a spare right hand D or 2 that can be dangled for a C...



What the fucks with the patterns and shit?