We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:40 am
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:08 am Blob ignores the adults because he doesn't understand
Correctamundo!
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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:40 am
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:08 am Blob helps out the infants by suggesting they put their hair fires out with their piss soaked jeans
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:45 am I was in the London Drugs on Hastings down by Victory Square last night and it didn''t look like anyone had bought toilet paper that day. The whole section was fully stocked almost as if nobody in that neighborhood even realized there was a panic going on. I didn't really need any but I grabbed a jumbo pack anyway :)
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Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:18 pm my main concern is getting stranded in Europe.
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:40 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:45 am I was in the London Drugs on Hastings down by Victory Square last night and it didn''t look like anyone had bought toilet paper that day. The whole section was fully stocked almost as if nobody in that neighborhood even realized there was a panic going on. I didn't really need any but I grabbed a jumbo pack anyway :)
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I have enough. The point was and is, the people buying and re-selling shit like TP and hand wipes for a huge profit are fucking scumbags. The people that are buying 5 or 6 times what they need in groceries aren’t scumbags, they’re just idiots.

I’m enjoying everyone flipping their shit.
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We need a good old fashioned mass school shooting to break the news cycle.

Fuck, they've closed the schools.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:11 pm I have enough. The point was and is, the people buying and re-selling shit like TP and hand wipes for a huge profit are fucking scumbags. The people that are buying 5 or 6 times what they need in groceries aren’t scumbags, they’re just idiots.

I’m enjoying everyone flipping their shit.
They're buying the toilet paper so they don't have to flip their shit. :eh:

Well that and for the sake of dying with dignity...
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:16 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:11 pm I have enough. The point was and is, the people buying and re-selling shit like TP and hand wipes for a huge profit are fucking scumbags. The people that are buying 5 or 6 times what they need in groceries aren’t scumbags, they’re just idiots.

I’m enjoying everyone flipping their shit.
They're buying the toilet paper so they don't have to flip their shit. :eh:

Well that and for the sake of dying with dignity...
I’m obviously not talking about people buying toilet paper. I’m referring to the inbreds that are hoarding it.

Have a shit then jump in the shower. Wash your ass instead of wiping it.
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:29 pm Have a shit then jump in the shower. Wash your ass instead of wiping it.
Cool, but if you catch this bug you might get too sick to jump in the shower.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Speaking of jumping, it seems the death rate has jumped...
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Did Blob just admit he wipes his ass WITH HIS BARE HAND!!!!!

Disgusting! It's like he doesn't believe in toilet paper. What the fuck is wrong with you man!
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On the other hand (haha), if it's okay to wash your butt in the shower with your bare hand, then what's the problem with hoarding toilet paper.

I mean, if you don't have TP just jump in the shower, right?
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^ Is anyone surprised Per is the first one to politicize this pandemic? :roll:

I don't know of any politician who has ever suggested not turning to science in the face of a pandemic.Image

And if there ever was one, now is not the time to pinata him or her in my humble opinion....
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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:41 pm Did Blob just admit he wipes his ass WITH HIS BARE HAND!!!!!

Disgusting! It's like he doesn't believe in toilet paper. What the fuck is wrong with you man!
On the other hand 8-) Blob should probably be pinata-ed forthwith. :drink:
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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:41 pm Did Blob just admit he wipes his ass WITH HIS BARE HAND!!!!!

Disgusting! It's like he doesn't believe in toilet paper. What the fuck is wrong with you man!
I can always wipe my ass with a few posters on this here message board. :lol:
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