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Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 1:20 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Topper wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:32 pm Retooling by the GENIUS will continue.
Wiebo was completely out to lunch regarding Elmo''s skill as a manager. Wiebo is a miserable old coal miner who did some cooking for the grubby miners and collected rocks in his filthy linen gown. But he stuck with his stance that Lennie Small was a genius. Wiebo's big thing was placeholder's and an age gap and he was gravely concerned about the placeholder's and felt that these veteran scrubs deserved 4 -6 year contracts. I was good with 1-3 year contracts for the scrubs, but you can lead a horse to water..:..... Six to eight posters on here probably want to walk back their stances on Ignitowski. He couldn''t manage a 2 car parade.

He got two draft picks right and made one good trade.

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 1:53 pm
by Chef Boi RD
There is no denying - in the storied history, the pantheon of Vancouver Canucks GM’s - Sir Jim Benning, held the position the longest. An elusive, yet mystifying character, death defying, executive warrior - Elms!

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 2:09 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 1:53 pm Jim Benning, held the position the longest.
I believe you believe that.

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 3:56 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 2:09 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 1:53 pm Jim Benning, held the position the longest.
I believe you believe that.
8 seasons!

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 3:57 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 3:56 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 2:09 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 1:53 pm Jim Benning, held the position the longest.
I believe you believe that.
8 seasons! He made some serious dough!!

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 4:45 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
He ate some serious dough. He could have mixed in a piece of fruit or a salad but he was a fat slob, that couldn't lay off the sugar/ salt diet and never turned down a bottle of screech. He was an absolute embarrassment to the franchise. The people that clapped their paws together and called him a genius and a Lord or even a competent employee for 8 years, isn't trolling. I remember Bum Smell and I both putting the boots to posters gobbling Elmer's glue.

The fact is even though he made several horrible picks, more rancid signings and a gaggle of terrible trades, it was how he carried himself and behaved like a spineless jellyfish and not being any sort of a leader, let alone a manager of people.

He was a joke

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:03 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 4:45 pm He ate some serious dough. He could have mixed in a piece of fruit or a salad but he was a fat slob, that couldn't lay off the sugar/ salt diet and never turned down a bottle of screech. He was an absolute embarrassment to the franchise. The people that clapped their paws together and called him a genius and a Lord or even a competent employee for 8 years, isn't trolling. I remember Bum Smell and I both putting the boots to posters gobbling Elmer's glue.

The fact is even though he made several horrible picks, more rancid signings and a gaggle of terrible trades, it was how he carried himself and behaved like a spineless jellyfish and not being any sort of a leader, let alone a manager of people.

He was a joke
I’m telling you, if Jim was your neighbor in Peachland and you needed an alibi for some nefarious activities, he’d have your back with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge “I got your back, neighbor.” He’s that much of a stand up guy. If Gillis was your neighbor he’d be calling the cops on you nightly, he’s a prick through and through.

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:48 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Just like he had the cajones to talk to the league regarding the Covid outbreak. Oh...... that's right, he got JT Miller to do it because he's a gutless piece of shit. Was gutless when he played too.

Or when Jake Virtanen attacked that young lady. Did he get out in front of that? Isn't that what a leader would do? You were in such a coke haze back in the mid 90's when we had a leader have Pavel Bure's back when someone came after him on CBC. You likely don't remember.

You don't get to walk this back and say you were just fucking around. There's 6 - 8 posters that are just complete idiots and supported this asshole as a GM. I think you might be so fucked up on drugs that you believe he did a good job here. How long did they hold your bald dome under water before you wan out of air ehile getting baptized?

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:58 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:03 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 4:45 pm He ate some serious dough. He could have mixed in a piece of fruit or a salad but he was a fat slob, that couldn't lay off the sugar/ salt diet and never turned down a bottle of screech. He was an absolute embarrassment to the franchise. The people that clapped their paws together and called him a genius and a Lord or even a competent employee for 8 years, isn't trolling. I remember Bum Smell and I both putting the boots to posters gobbling Elmer's glue.

The fact is even though he made several horrible picks, more rancid signings and a gaggle of terrible trades, it was how he carried himself and behaved like a spineless jellyfish and not being any sort of a leader, let alone a manager of people.

He was a joke
I’m telling you, if Jim was your neighbor in Peachland and you needed an alibi for some nefarious activities, he’d have your back with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge “I got your back, neighbor.” He’s that much of a stand up guy. If Gillis was your neighbor he’d be calling the cops on you nightly, he’s a prick through and through.
:lol:

If Jim Benning was Blobs neighbor, Blob would be over there every night sucking back tankards of piss with his new bud Big Jim Benning

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:34 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
I'd beat him like a red headed step child if he was my neighbor.

You were also among the window lickers that think he did a good job.

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:40 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:58 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:03 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 4:45 pm He ate some serious dough. He could have mixed in a piece of fruit or a salad but he was a fat slob, that couldn't lay off the sugar/ salt diet and never turned down a bottle of screech. He was an absolute embarrassment to the franchise. The people that clapped their paws together and called him a genius and a Lord or even a competent employee for 8 years, isn't trolling. I remember Bum Smell and I both putting the boots to posters gobbling Elmer's glue.

The fact is even though he made several horrible picks, more rancid signings and a gaggle of terrible trades, it was how he carried himself and behaved like a spineless jellyfish and not being any sort of a leader, let alone a manager of people.

He was a joke
I’m telling you, if Jim was your neighbor in Peachland and you needed an alibi for some nefarious activities, he’d have your back with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge “I got your back, neighbor.” He’s that much of a stand up guy. If Gillis was your neighbor he’d be calling the cops on you nightly, he’s a prick through and through.
:lol:

If Jim Benning was Blobs neighbor, Blob would be over there every night sucking back tankards of piss with his new bud Big Jim Benning
They’d be a pair those two, Renny & Stimpy, comes to mind. Jim is the kind of neighbor that if you ran out of beer and off sales were closed, Jim would let you raid his beer fridge in his garage in a heartbeat. Salt of the earth

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:47 pm
by Tciso
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 12:07 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 12:08 pm
Also RG, the Canucks still have intriguing assets in the pipeline

Podkolzin
Hoglander
Tryamkin
Juolevi
Lind
DiPietro
Rathbone
Woo
Lockwood
Keppen
Focht
McDonaugh
Rafferty

That’s enough dude
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chef said intriguing, not good. 2 full time (bottom 6) players, and a few cups of NHL coffee in that list. And a shit ton of answers to unasked trivia questions.

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:50 pm
by Tciso
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:03 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 4:45 pm He ate some serious dough. He could have mixed in a piece of fruit or a salad but he was a fat slob, that couldn't lay off the sugar/ salt diet and never turned down a bottle of screech. He was an absolute embarrassment to the franchise. The people that clapped their paws together and called him a genius and a Lord or even a competent employee for 8 years, isn't trolling. I remember Bum Smell and I both putting the boots to posters gobbling Elmer's glue.

The fact is even though he made several horrible picks, more rancid signings and a gaggle of terrible trades, it was how he carried himself and behaved like a spineless jellyfish and not being any sort of a leader, let alone a manager of people.

He was a joke
I’m telling you, if Jim was your neighbor in Peachland and you needed an alibi for some nefarious activities, he’d have your back with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge “I got your back, neighbor.” He’s that much of a stand up guy. If Gillis was your neighbor he’d be calling the cops on you nightly, he’s a prick through and through.
Did either move the needle on getting us closer to the cup? I can buy a good alibi, or body mover. I can't buy a cup...

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 7:02 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
I would be Shane Corson feeding that lump of shit Dana Murzyn after he and his wife Skanna tossed one too many empties of Lonesome Charlie onto my yard. Just pulling the rip cord like Kirk Gibson after he walked off the Mullet in the 88 WS.


Hey Chef do you still have the front yard hot tub? I thought that was kinda solid how you grew the grass about two feet long and had the portable closet that stored all the robes and lotions welded to the iron rod gate and fence with two enormous golden lions. You were ahead of your time.

What was the security guard's name again? Gerhardt I think?

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2025 5:01 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 7:02 pm
Hey Chef do you still have the front yard hot tub? I thought that was kinda solid how you grew the grass about two feet long and had the portable closet that stored all the robes and lotions welded to the iron rod gate and fence with two enormous golden lions. You were ahead of your time.

What was the security guard's name again? Gerhardt I think?
Old news.

Sauna’s and cold plunge tubs are where it’s at. Chicks dig that shit. It’s gets them in the mood. The Finns definitely know their shit in this department although their cuisine is none existent, what is it? Whale meat? Sea lion and potato’s? Blobbee, you need to get out of Tri-Cities, the mullet of Canada.