Canucks News N Notes 2020-2021

[Chef Boi RD]

OEL is worse than Hitler!!!

OEL is a good player Doyle. Why the hate?

Yeah, time to get off the light beer Doyle.

Maybe this will refresh your mammary:

Great beer! Reminds me of Dayton’s and Makinaw jackets.

[Cousin Strawberry]

The math adds up. Or is OEL going to be the new internal cap for everyone despite the fact he’d be the teams 5th best player at best.

OEL is a good player Doyle. Why the hate?

I know he’s a good player but he would be the fifth best player on the team. That’s not a bad thing. 8.25 is the problem.

I'd slot him in ahead of BB but below Horvat and as Ratski says, 2nd best dman-will be the 2nd highest paid dman in a year....right around his true value

[Cousin Strawberry]

OEL is worse than Hitler!!!

OEL is a good player Doyle. Why the hate?

Yeah, time to get off the light beer Doyle.

Maybe this will refresh your mammary:

Great beer! Reminds me of Dayton’s and Makinaw jackets.

Doyle needs to get off the vagina water and go back to chugging men's beer

[Blob Mckenzie]

The math adds up. Or is OEL going to be the new internal cap for everyone despite the fact he’d be the teams 5th best player at best.

OEL is a good player Doyle. Why the hate?

I know he’s a good player but he would be the fifth best player on the team. That’s not a bad thing. 8.25 is the problem.

The Yotes retain $1.25 million and we pay him what Hayes and Nylander. That’s excellent! OEL is far more valuable than those two goobers

If you can get the Yotes to retain 1.25 to 1.5 million, I’m on board and said as much a few times. At 8.25 it’s a non starter for me.

[Chef Boi RD]

OEL is worse than Hitler!!!

OEL is a good player Doyle. Why the hate?

Yeah, time to get off the light beer Doyle.

Maybe this will refresh your mammary:

Great beer! Reminds me of Dayton’s and Makinaw jackets.

Doyle needs to get off the vagina water and go back to chugging men's beer

And crank some Van Halen while doing it

[Strangelove]

Hughes 10
Petterson 10
OEL 8.25
Boeser 5.75
Horvat 5.65
Miller 5.25
Myers 6
= 50.9 million for 7 players. Add 6 million for the crook if he’s still here the next 2 years and you’re at 56.9 million and need 15 players. Better to just let the bad contracts run out and drain the swamp.

The deal won't happen unless Jimmy knows he's dumping Loui.

$30M spent on the other the other 15 players is easily doable.

Myers will likely be traded in in the summer of 2023 with just $1M due him in real dollars.

Petey and Hughes won't get $10M each.

*crams calculator up the party poop's ass*

"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!" - Doyle Hargraves

[Blob Mckenzie]

Hughes 10
Petterson 10
OEL 8.25
Boeser 5.75
Horvat 5.65
Miller 5.25
Myers 6
= 50.9 million for 7 players. Add 6 million for the crook if he’s still here the next 2 years and you’re at 56.9 million and need 15 players. Better to just let the bad contracts run out and drain the swamp.

The deal won't happen unless Jimmy knows he's dumping Loui.

$30M spent on the other the other 15 players is easily doable.

Myers will likely be traded in in the summer of 2023 with just $1M due him in real dollars.

Petey and Hughes won't get $10M each.

*crams calculator up the party poop's ass*

"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!" - Doyle Hargraves

If they sign eight year deals they could easily get 10. Have a gander at Eichel’s deal for reference. I see no reason to fuck around the two franchise players.

No sky is falling at all. 8.25 for your number 2 D man till he’s 36 is too much.

[Strangelove]

OEL will be 35 when the contract expires there Mr. Math.

[Topper]

why do I keep saying it is time for Edler to head off to Arizona like a good semi retired snowbird.

[Strangelove]

why do I keep saying it is time for Edler to head off to Arizona like a good semi retired snowbird.

Eddy won't waive, so OEL will replace him on the left side one year hence.

Someone will have to play on the off-side for a year (Hughes and OEL are both capable).

[Blob Mckenzie]

OEL will be 35 when the contract expires there Mr. Math.

Yeah he’ll be 35 and 348 days old when his contract expires. Just a youngster.

[Strangelove]

https://azcoyotesinsider.substack.com/p ... n-of-ekman

Here is a fine article on trading-away/trading-for OEL.

I agree with the experts who say OEL would thrive on a team like our Canucks.

And it's true what they say about elite dmen remaining elite in their mid thirties.

[Chef Boi RD]

Doc, the one thing about Benning is he makes bold moves instead actually just talking about wanting to make bold moves like Gillis. Benning isn’t scared like Gillis was to make bold moves. Benning just getserdun which is why I believe OEL will happen. Benning is ruthless

[Cousin Strawberry]

https://azcoyotesinsider.substack.com/p ... n-of-ekman

Here is a fine article on trading-away/trading-for OEL.

I agree with the experts who say OEL would thrive on a team like our Canucks.

And it's true what they say about elite dmen remaining elite in their mid thirties.

Holy fuck that was a fantastic read. Great dig Doc.

Hey all you pantywringers....read this then climb aboard the OEL train. I pre-forgive you dumbasses now get up here

[Strangelove]

https://twitter.com/TSN1040/status/1314326568970465281

Hmmm, Dhaliwal says Canucks have not made an offer to Tanev.

Also, Canucks have not elected to buy anyone out.

Put it all together and that means we're getting OEL bitches!


EDIT: Dhaliwal also says Canucks are interested in bringing back Luke Schenn.