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Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:32 pm
by Carl Yagro
I could never have imagined Kenji being dropped from the 18 this quickly...
...and to add to the insult, he gets swatted by Auntie Mëds' purse on his way out.
So sad
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:39 pm
by BoS
Kane better not be here after the deadline.
He can celebrate his 1000th game for some other organization.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:51 pm
by Picker of Cherries
BoS wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:39 pm
Kane better not be here after the deadline.
He can celebrate his 1000th game for some other organization.
Why would a GM with half a brain want him?
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:52 pm
by Kenji
Is it wrong to want to see McDavid get a cup in Canada?
I mean…yes, obviously.
But SO wrong…?
It’s not like I’m rooting for Calgary ffs!
Geeeeeeeezzzzzz
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 4:12 pm
by dbr
I voted Blueger since I assume these bozos have it in them to fuck up anything and he’s got to be the most tradable of them all.
I’d forgotten about Myers kid with cerebral palsy, hope he uses his NTC and retires in the offseason if that’s what it takes.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 4:29 pm
by donlever
Kenji wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:52 pm
Is it wrong to want to see McDavid get a cup in Canada?
I mean…yes, obviously.
But SO wrong…?
Yes.
Kenji wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:52 pm
It’s not like I’m rooting for Calgary ffs!
Geeeeeeeezzzzzz
Well, it kind of is.
Like when Cuz was a Leaves fan for a bit there.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 4:38 pm
by Aaronp18
It's wrong to want to see McDavid get a Cup for anyone other than the Canucks.
He can retire empty handed.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:21 pm
by Lancer
Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 4:38 pm
It's wrong to want to see McDavid get a Cup for anyone other than the Canucks.
He can retire empty handed.
This. Every. Fucking. Day…
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:26 pm
by Carl Yagro
Don't leave Kenji.
These are just soft, old uncle punches. Minimal bruising.
I have a feeling that Myers will stay behind in Big D and have a sweet reunion with his mom. Don't know if it's a gut feeling or if I'm clenching my butt cheeks too tightly hoping it actually happens...
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:30 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
I still to this day beat off to the sound of Connor shreiking in despair at his hapless teammates (the time Tkachuk was being interviewed outside)
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:32 pm
by Tciso
Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 4:38 pm
It's wrong to want to see McDavid get a Cup for anyone other than the Canucks.
He can retire empty handed.
Yes he can. As Canuck fans , we have to keep our standards high.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:33 pm
by BoS
Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 4:38 pm
It's wrong to want to see McDavid get a Cup for anyone other than the Canucks.
He can retire empty handed.
He can go fuck himself for all I care.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:35 pm
by Carl Yagro
Jeezuz, these uncles can really swing 'em.
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:57 pm
by Lancer
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:35 pm
Jeezuz, these uncles can really swing 'em.
Especially when they’re crusty, cranky long-suffering miserable fucks like us!!
Re: Who gets traded next?
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2026 6:04 pm
by Meds
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 5:26 pm
Don't leave Kenji.
These are just soft, old uncle punches. Minimal bruising.
Soft punches? Prolly for you old decrepit types. My purse has a fucking anvil in it though.