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Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2025 10:41 am
by Tciso
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Dec 31, 2025 9:38 am
Picker of Cherries wrote: ↑Wed Dec 31, 2025 9:27 am
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Dec 31, 2025 7:46 am
“Drew O'Connor has more goals than Boeser and DeBrusk and only has one fewer point on the season.
Great for DOC but...” - Satiar Shah
Won’t be surprised if DOC outplays those two for the rest of their careers if they all stay Canucks. Those two should ask for trades. DOC may get fewer points but he has size, can skate fast and knows how to defend and kill penalties. I liked him as a checking centre. Sasson is faster, but gets lost defensively and knocked down more than Petey. He may be okay as a winger, but head to head defending good centres he doesn’t stand a chance. DOC is much more aggressive, physical and forechecks better. Raty is too slow. If everyone is still around, next season they should go with Petey, Rossi, Cootes and DOC down the middle. They can keep Raty and Sasson around as depth, or on the wing with less defensive responsibilities, but neither are long term solutions for this team. They should be playing DOC at centre for the rest of this season so he can get used to the role.
O’Connor, Karlsson and Sasson have made up for DeBrusk and Boeser’s lameness. Was always on the fence with the DeBrusk signing. He was known to disappear like this in Boston. Really not good having two expensive veteran wingers shitting the bed this year and clearly being outplayed by Karlsson and O’Connor and Sasson.
It's OK to have a streaky player or 2, but Brock and Jake somehow manage to sync there menses, in reverse. 3 weeks off, 1 week on. Slow down on the estrogen shakes.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 2:34 pm
by donlever
Canucks' Garland and Rossi to each miss at least one week due to injury - Sportsnet.ca
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Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 2:49 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Beautiful. This will keep the tank fluid.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 3:28 pm
by theman
The tank gods seem to ever be in our favour this season.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 3:34 pm
by donlever
I'm gonna run with its Doc pulling strings....
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 3:49 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
donlever wrote: ↑Thu Jan 01, 2026 3:34 pm
I'm gonna run with its Doc pulling strings....
Strings, ropes, cables, extension cords, dental floss, him ripping on the Dude's back sweater. Doc was always pulling something. His wire, your leg or trying to squeaze into a size medium Clark Park jersey to watch Roger fight.
I still beleive he was THINKER. The Dick Stroker facade was one thing. Flimsy wallpaper..... TAFKATT was a whole other level. The rapping was epic.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:12 pm
by dangler
Chytil must be close to returning (for a few more games)
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:24 pm
by donlever
He partook in practice today.
Still in a red jersey though.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:39 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Doc was definitely the THINKER, without question. I miss Doc but he was a tad paranoid about revealing anything of himself beyond his politics, religion and Clark Park child hood. What for? Nobody gives a shit, for instance Blob is the Mayor of Titty City, and damn proud of it, he tells everyone.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 5:46 pm
by Carl Yagro
I have to agree with you gentlemen's assertion that the Doctor was Thinker/Arty.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 5:48 pm
by 2Fingers
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Jan 01, 2026 5:46 pm
I have to agree with you gentlemen's assertion that the Doctor was Thinker/Arty.
And Tuna?
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2026 5:53 pm
by Carl Yagro
My personal opinion is that characters like Tuna or CJB were fairly authentic in their asshole-ness and thus not really Doc's M.O. as his socks' characteristics were more staged, dramatic and grandiose over-the-top personas.
But who really knows?
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2026 9:48 am
by JelloPuddingPop
Bains recalled,
"Your journey toward the Dark side will be complete."
Or.
"You never go full retard tank!"
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2026 9:53 am
by Chef Boi RD
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Jan 01, 2026 5:46 pm
I have to agree with you gentlemen's assertion that the Doctor was Thinker/Arty.
I think there are some in this room still with us know this to be true but are bound by their word to Doc to not let it be known as you know, haunting us from his grave with these insolved nuggets was part of the plan set out by yours truly - Strangelove.
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2026 10:23 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 02, 2026 9:53 am
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Jan 01, 2026 5:46 pm
I have to agree with you gentlemen's assertion that the Doctor was Thinker/Arty.
I think there are some in this room still with us know this to be true but are bound by their word to Doc to not let it be known as you know, haunting us from his grave with these insolved nuggets was part of the plan set out by yours truly - Strangelove.
So as far as I can determine.... you just invited the Jesus demon himself into your life by outting Doc as Thinker
Time to cover all the mirrors in your home