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How do they fuck up the name so bad?

They're owned by a guy who also owns a team in Utah still nicked as the Jazz which they've carried from their days in New Orleans.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2024 2:36 pm I hate them already, and their stinking fans...

Fuck the Utah crackpipes

I'll take Lawson Crouse off their hands if they don't mind.

These names suck.

Utah Blizzard - Sounds like a Climate change scam. Big Government's agenda does not belong in hockey

Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC) - That is as soccer/football name. Ffs.

Utah Mammoth - We killed off the Mammoths. I miss the mammoths. Now I am triggered.

Utah Outlaws - Nope. This promotes violence and anti-law behavior, and country music.

Utah Venom - Sure. Bring up people's 16th biggest fear. Getting poisoned.

Utah Yeti - They are rumoured to live in the Himalayas. Cultural appropriation, anybody??

LOL - its posts like this that keep me coming back.

Utah Blizzard just makes me think of DQ. Good cross promotion I guess!

What would be in an Utah Blizzard? Salt, honey and mormons?

Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:05 am Utah Blizzard just makes me think of DQ. Good cross promotion I guess!

What would be in an Utah Blizzard? Salt, honey and mormons?

Out that list, that is probably the one I prefer the most but it does come across as very similar to the Avalanche and Hurricanes (logo wise).

Really surprised the Moutaineers didn't make the cut.

Rest are meh to borderline stupid/childish. Which means, they will probably go with Venom or Yeti.

If they go with Venom they could have platinum blonde colored buckets and Slim could do pre-game shows.

Lol @ Tciso's post....

The Utah Wives

The Utah Bonneville

The only things Utah is famous for.

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 12:14 pm The Utah Wives

The Utah Bonneville

The only things Utah is famous for.

The Utah Serial Killers.

(Utah is also famous for serial killers)

Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:05 am Utah Blizzard just makes me think of DQ. Good cross promotion I guess!

What would be in an Utah Blizzard? Salt, honey and mormons?

Family sized. Big enough for you, and your 7 wives.

donlever wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 11:16 am If they go with Venom they could have platinum blonde colored buckets and Slim could do pre-game shows.

Lol @ Tciso's post....

Ty. My humour is often not appreciated. Or coherent.

Utah Stormin Mormons.

Still the best.

So 88 mill verified....