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[Strangelove]

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Georges Laraque reportedly set to box Mike Tyson

According to former NHL enforcer Georges Laraque, the big man is set to square off against living legend Mike Tyson in a sanctioned boxing match.

According to Laraque himself, he has been negotiating with Tyson's camp and is "75% of the way there" to scheduling a box match between himself and The Baddest Man on the Planet.

On Montreal's 91.9 Sports radio Laraque said, “Things are moving forward, things are moving forward very well, on Wednesday I will be able to provide more details. We are at about 75% of the way there.”

I just picked up Laraque in my death pool.

I wouldn't pay to watch that one though, it should last about 60 horrific seconds.

Blob vs Pauser though?

Yeah, I'd pay big bucks to watch that one!

And those 60 horrific seconds would be worth it.

I'd place 100,000 bones or clams or whatever you call them on the nose.

Blob's nose of course...

[Strangelove]

[Cornuck]

Laraque 'might' stand a chance if it's on skates... outwise, it will be lights out early.

[Blob Mckenzie]

https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/geo ... mike-tyson

Georges Laraque reportedly set to box Mike Tyson

According to former NHL enforcer Georges Laraque, the big man is set to square off against living legend Mike Tyson in a sanctioned boxing match.

According to Laraque himself, he has been negotiating with Tyson's camp and is "75% of the way there" to scheduling a box match between himself and The Baddest Man on the Planet.

On Montreal's 91.9 Sports radio Laraque said, “Things are moving forward, things are moving forward very well, on Wednesday I will be able to provide more details. We are at about 75% of the way there.”

I just picked up Laraque is my death pool.

I wouldn't pay to watch that one though, it should last about 60 horrific seconds.

Blob vs Pauser though?

Yeah, I'd pay big bucks to watch that one!

And those 60 horrific seconds would be worth it.

I'd place 100,000 bones or clams or whatever you call them on the nose.

Blob's nose of course...

Why am I dragged into this? I’m a retired battler.... I say DBM will kick some ass on my behalf

[Strangelove]

Why am I dragged into this? I’m a retired battler.... I say DBM will kick some ass on my behalf

It's because you've destroyed Pauser in every possible way a man can be destroyed except this one.

You can do this, Pauser owns a 3-1 record but he's only fought chicks so far.

Besides, Damon would just smash his stool over Pauser's head as he entered the ring. OVER.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Why am I dragged into this? I’m a retired battler.... I say DBM will kick some ass on my behalf

It's because you've destroyed Pauser in every possible way a man can be destroyed except this one.

You can do this, Pauser owns a 3-1 record but he's only fought chicks so far.

Besides, Damon would just smash his stool over Pauser's head as he entered the ring. OVER.

LOL fuck are we ever bored. A Young Hargraves would anihilate a husky Pauser all day.


Is he still doing those creepy YouTube videos?

[Strangelove]

Yeah, bored as fuck lol...

[Megaterio Llamas]

Hopefully the matchmaker can add what should be a very interesting bout between Mickey Rourke and Robert De Niro to this lineup. Talk about a stacked card!

Mike Tyson vs Georges Laraque
Doyle Hargraves vs The Pauser
Mickey Rourke vs Robert De Niro
Chef Boi RD vs Willie Desjardins
Paul Bissonette vs JD Burke

I'd buy that ppv in a second. That card would do 100,000 buys. Easily.

[Strangelove]

Don't forget Madcombinepilot vs Micky.

Tonight I've been glued to the Trump vs Biden battle.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Don't forget Madcombinepilot vs Micky.

Tonight I've been glued to the Trump vs Biden battle.

Gohmert is like 116 pounds isn’t he?

[Madcombinepilot]

Don't forget Madcombinepilot vs Micky.

Tonight I've been glued to the Trump vs Biden battle.

Gohmert is like 116 pounds isn’t he?

Meh. That’s before he pisses. Once that event happens, he’s like 88 pounds.

[Mickey107]

Don't forget Madcombinepilot vs Micky.

Tonight I've been glued to the Trump vs Biden battle.

Gohmert is like 116 pounds isn’t he?

Meh. That’s before he pisses. Once that event happens, he’s like 88 pounds.

LOL, Your first brick in the morning is 88 pounds.

Mick is 5.11.5 and 165 pounds of pure madman. Damn grey hairs creeping into the stash and burns though. All good, the 30 year old ladies love that.

[Madcombinepilot]

Don't forget Madcombinepilot vs Micky.

Tonight I've been glued to the Trump vs Biden battle.

Gohmert is like 116 pounds isn’t he?

Meh. That’s before he pisses. Once that event happens, he’s like 88 pounds.

LOL, Your first brick in the morning is 88 pounds.

Mick is 5.11.5 and 165 pounds of pure madman. Damn grey hairs creeping into the stash and burns though. All good, the 30 year old ladies love that.

Can’t make this up. I shit bigger than Gomer.

[Madcombinepilot]

Pullock signs for 2 years, 5mil per year.

[5thhorseman]

Mick is 5.11.5 ...

LOL @ the half inch. Get over it gomes.