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Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:17 pm
by 2Fingers
Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.
The rest of you I picture with a wife beater shirt on, pot belly and a constant 3 days growth on the face. Your idea of taking your wife out is going out to Denny the all you can buffet.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:22 pm
by Mickey107
Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:17 pm
Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.
The rest of you I picture with a wife beater shirt on, pot belly and a constant 3 days growth on the face. Your idea of taking your wife out is going out to Denny the all you can buffet.
The above pic
IS the one who took you off the, soon to return, market.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:30 pm
by 5thhorseman
Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:17 pm
Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.
Yes, well, you drove the last one mad, clearly. Or was she being oh so womanly while doing that vengeful act?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:41 pm
by Carl Yagro
I low-carb so I have washboard abs. Therefore, when I wear my stained wife-beater, I look sexy asf.
C'mon, there is no Denny's all-you-can-eat buffet. Don't get everyone all excited.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:43 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:17 pm
Gents there was a reason I was taken off the market quickly, I am a gentleman and really know how to make them feel like a woman.
The rest of you I picture with a wife beater shirt on, pot belly and a constant 3 days growth on the face. Your idea of taking your wife out is going out to Denny the all you can buffet.
Theres no all you can eat buffet at Dennys
Its called a tank top and its fucking elegant
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:57 pm
by Strangelove
Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:17 pm
I am a gentle
person and really know how to show them how to be a woman.
Fixed your post there TwoFingers...
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:06 pm
by Strangelove
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:30 pm
Yes, well, you drove the last one mad, clearly. Or was she being oh so womanly while doing that vengeful act?
Yes, he treated her so well she felt she felt compelled to murder all his little friends in front of the kids.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:38 pm
by Topper
Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:59 pm
by Strangelove
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:38 pm
Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.
Inflatable
person??
His inner Norman killed the fish?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:04 pm
by Mickey107
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:38 pm
Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.
And I believe that's a diet coke spiked with Jack.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:27 pm
by Topper
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:59 pm
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:38 pm
Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.
Inflatable
person??
His inner Norman killed the fish?
who said it was modelled on the human form.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:44 pm
by Carl Yagro
Wow, even Mick is taking shots at ya, Reef.
I'm going to refrain from the dogpile now and go iron my oh-so-fucking-elegant tank top to go hit the town tonight.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:02 pm
by Strangelove
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:27 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:59 pm
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:38 pm
Reef, inflatable dolls don't count as a wife.
Inflatable
person??
His inner Norman killed the fish?
who said it was modelled on the human form.
I think to him fish and cats and whatnot qualify as
persons.
Last thing those fishies and kitties and co workers ever saw:
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:44 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
What is the deal with fuckers fucking up something as simple as hand/eye vs eye/hand coordination?
Its HAND/EYE you fucking fucks
Its clearly something to do with fluoride, hollow earth/flat earth and chemtrails.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:12 pm
by rats19
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:44 pm
What is the deal with fuckers fucking up something as simple as hand/eye vs eye/hand coordination?
Its HAND/EYE you fucking fucks
Its clearly something to do with fluoride, hollow earth/flat earth and chemtrails.
Shall I hand you a tinfoil hat?