The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Topper]

... Austin Mathews & Steven Stamkos are coming Pacific Blue...

That will be hard to swallow.

[Tciso]

And, Pittsburg is stomping the leaves 4-0 tonight.

[Strangelove]

Its going to be a tough day or maybe a not so tough day for our erstwhile Doctor Strangelove.... When the Blue & White Land Austin Mathews and Steven Stamkos in the summer of 2016... The Summer of Love for our Good Doctor....

For decades Leafers have deluded themselfs into beliefing some superstar UFA will "come home".

Reality: A tire fire like Hogtown is the last place a guy like Stamkos would choose.

Never ceases to amaze me how leafers always cling to this desperate hope like flies to hogshit.

And ass for Austin Mathews, well,,,

The Leaves were the worst team in the NHL last season IMESHO and ended up with the 4th overall.

This season, the Leaves might ACTUALLY finish 30th overall... and still end up with the 4th overall!

That's right, with the rule changes, the last team O/A has only a 53% chance of picking in the top three.

(only a 20% chance of picking #1 overall)

The Leaves have chosen a great time to pull a tank job!!

Having said that, The Cock will screw up the tank job and Columbus will end up 30th

... making the odds of the Leaves drafting in the top 3... even. slimmer.

BLOW LEAVES BLOW!!!

[olpaddy]

If I didn't know any better I swear Doc u were abused as a child... Not in a strange man touched me in the park kinda way but in a I was once a Leaf fan in my youth kinda way... U probably harken back to the good ol days of Darryl and Lanny and Ian Turnbull when the BUDS LOL beat the Islanders in a thrilling playoff series in 78... I can picture a young Doctor, decked out in his Borje Salming PJs that you picked out in the Sears Christmas Wishbook that Christmas...

But alas the Habs spoiled those dreams in the next round and the good Doctor suffered, he suffered through the Ballard yrs and finally gave up when Lanny Mcdonald got traded... You've been a bitter man but, thats all going to change this summer because this isn't the Summer of George, this is the Summer of Love.... The Summer Of Doctor Strangelove...

This Summer of Strangelove brings to Hogtown or as you once were proud to call it THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE Austin Mathews and a local Boy who gasp isn't 30ish broken down or overrated in Steven Stamkos... Oh how much I going to enjoy the Summer Of Doctor Strangelove watching you struggle with your feelings of hate knowing full well every loss brings u closer to what you really want... Which is the opportunity to break out That Mike Palmateer rookie card that you keep tucked away in that safe place...

Doc u can break out all the stats on the draft and the odds of why The Summer of Strangelove will not happen but this yr we both got that gut feeling that this Leaf team is Special... Just special enough that the Summer of Doctor Strangelove is a Real Possibility...

[Topper]

... I can picture a young Doctor, decked out in his Borje Salming PJs that you picked out in the Sears Christmas Wishbook that Christmas...

LOL, a 33 year old Strangelove in Bjore Salming PJ's.

[Strangelove]

If I didn't know any better I swear Doc u were abused as a child... Not in a strange man touched me in the park kinda way but in a I was once a Leaf fan in my youth kinda way... U probably harken back to the good ol days of Darryl and Lanny and Ian Turnbull when the BUDS LOL beat the Islanders in a thrilling playoff series in 78... I can picture a young Doctor, decked out in his Borje Salming PJs that you picked out in the Sears Christmas Wishbook that Christmas...

But alas the Habs spoiled those dreams in the next round and the good Doctor suffered, he suffered through the Ballard yrs and finally gave up when Lanny Mcdonald got traded... You've been a bitter man but, thats all going to change this summer because this isn't the Summer of George, this is the Summer of Love.... The Summer Of Doctor Strangelove...

This Summer of Strangelove brings to Hogtown or as you once were proud to call it THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE Austin Mathews and a local Boy who gasp isn't 30ish broken down or overrated in Steven Stamkos... Oh how much I going to enjoy the Summer Of Doctor Strangelove watching you struggle with your feelings of hate knowing full well every loss brings u closer to what you really want... Which is the opportunity to break out That Mike Palmateer rookie card that you keep tucked away in that safe place...

Doc u can break out all the stats on the draft and the odds of why The Summer of Strangelove will not happen but this yr we both got that gut feeling that this Leaf team is Special... Just special enough that the Summer of Doctor Strangelove is a Real Possibility...

Good Grief man, is there no end to your perverted fantasies?!!

You are right in that being raised a Leaves fan would qualify as "child abuse"

... however I'll have you know the Great Strangelove was raised to hate everything east of the Rockies!

(used to bury Leaf fans 10 feet down at Clark Park cuz deep down they're... alright)

[damonberryman]

... I can picture a young Doctor, decked out in his Borje Salming PJs that you picked out in the Sears Christmas Wishbook that Christmas...

LOL, a 33 year old Strangelove in Bjore Salming PJ's.

Kid is mad sick

[olpaddy]

Good Grief man, is there no end to your perverted fantasies?!!

You are right in that being raised a Leaves fan would qualify as "child abuse"

... however I'll have you know the Great Strangelove was raised to hate everything east of the Rockies!

(used to bury Leaf fans 10 feet down at Clark Park cuz deep down they're... alright)

Are u wearing your number 99 jersey while saying this Doc??? Not Wayne Gretzky's but Wilf Paiements.... Let the Summer Of Strangelove commence...

[Strangelove]

Are u wearing your number 99 jersey while saying this Doc??? Not Wayne Gretzky's but Wilf Paiements.... Let the Summer Of Strangelove commence...

Hmmm... they must be adding LSD to the koolaid this year in Leafland.

They've got the poor cursed bastards believing that....

1). The Leaves will win the draft lottery.

2). The Leaves will win the imaginary Steven Stamkos Sweepstakes.

3). Their greatest tormentor (AKA the Great Strangelove) is a closet Leafer.



May the ghost of Harold Ballard have his way with you all summer Paddy!

[Strangelove]

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/11/01/ma ... ith--suits

"There's lots of things you do because what you did didn't work. I wear a three-piece suit for Original Six teams. When you lose three in a row, guess what I didn't wear (Friday) night. It's the definition of insanity. I don't know the right answer," Babcock said.

The leaves have already driven the $50M coach completely insane!

All the money in the world can't buy back your sanity Babs....

[olpaddy]

Are u wearing your number 99 jersey while saying this Doc??? Not Wayne Gretzky's but Wilf Paiements.... Let the Summer Of Strangelove commence...

Hmmm... they must be adding LSD to the koolaid this year in Leafland.

They've got the poor cursed bastards believing that....

1). The Leaves will win the draft lottery.

2). The Leaves will win the imaginary Steven Stamkos Sweepstakes.

3). Their greatest tormentor (AKA the Great Strangelove) is a closet Leafer.



May the ghost of Harold Ballard have his way with you all summer Paddy!

Were u the little kid in the first row in the yellow jacket??? Cheering on your favorite goalie of all time... Maybe these old time clips of when you were a Leaf fan in your youth will snap u outta of your current facade of being a Leaf hater...

[okcanuck]

We know for a fact that Doc was never a Laugh fan. He's been tested out. His IQ is higher then 45.

[Strangelove]

We know for a fact that Doc was never a Laugh fan. He's been tested out. His IQ is higher then 45.

Thanks OKC!

Wuttup with ole Paddy eh wot?

I mean... WHAT KIND OF A GUY... would accuse a totally innocent man of being a Leaf fan!!

I'll tell you what kind of guy --> A LEAF FAN!

[Hockey Widow]

We know for a fact that Doc was never a Laugh fan. He's been tested out. His IQ is higher then 45.

Thanks OKC!

Wuttup with ole Paddy eh wot?

I mean... WHAT KIND OF A GUY... would accuse a totally innocent man of being a Leaf fan!!

I'll tell you what kind of guy --> A LEAF FAN!

I'm not sure I like the whole tone of this discussion. IQ tests, psychopathology. I mean........

[2Fingers]

We know for a fact that Doc was never a Laugh fan. He's been tested out. His IQ is higher then 45.

Thanks OKC!

Wuttup with ole Paddy eh wot?

I mean... WHAT KIND OF A GUY... would accuse a totally innocent man of being a Leaf fan!!

I'll tell you what kind of guy --> A LEAF FAN!

Didn't you accuse me of being a Leaf fan.......