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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:30 pm
by Cornuck
rats19 wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:58 amTrump=Rangers
YES!!! Rats FINALLY gets it! Welcome aboard. :D

Also - I have NO idea why you guys think I can vote down here!
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:31 pm
by Cornuck
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:25 pm I've been ripping biker barbs shit hard lately...maybe I should cut back. That's pretty bad
.... and you're trying to give me advice? :oops:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:56 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:31 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:25 pm I've been ripping biker barbs shit hard lately...maybe I should cut back. That's pretty bad
.... and you're trying to give me advice? :oops:
I am fully aware of my disabilities whereas you are still disillusioned by your fear of the colour orange

Hello. My name is Corn and I am a "My orange hero"-a-Phobic

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:10 pm
by rats19
Cornuck wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:30 pm
rats19 wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:58 amTrump=Rangers
YES!!! Rats FINALLY gets it! Welcome aboard. :D

Also - I have NO idea why you guys think I can vote down here!
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Mail it in.... signed Illegal alien if you want it to count :wink:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:33 pm
by 2Fingers
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:31 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
lol - i am not even in this conversation and yet you bring me up, you are becoming borderline psychotic in your infatuation with me.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:34 pm
by Topper
Cornuck wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:30 pm
rats19 wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:58 amTrump=Rangers
YES!!! Rats FINALLY gets it! Welcome aboard. :D

Also - I have NO idea why you guys think I can vote down here!
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But lets see your death certificate

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:47 pm
by Cornuck
Topper wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:34 pm But lets see your death certificate
Hopefully, you'll be waiting a while for that one, but hey - thanks for asking. ;)

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:59 pm
by Strangelove
Reefer2 wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:33 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:31 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
lol - i am not even in this conversation and yet you bring me up, you are becoming borderline psychotic in your infatuation with me.
Notice he did not deny it!

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"borderline psychotic" eh? :) That doesn't sound like you...

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:25 pm
by 2Fingers
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:59 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:33 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:31 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
lol - i am not even in this conversation and yet you bring me up, you are becoming borderline psychotic in your infatuation with me.
Notice he did not deny it!

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"borderline psychotic" eh? :) That doesn't sound like you...
Well one shouldn’t knock something you haven’t tried.

For those that would like to try it here are my recommendations:
• Go low voltage and AMPS, too high and the short and curlies are no longer short and curly
• Not to big or it hurts
• Used double D batteries as it is a power hog, anything smaller and it dies to quick
• NOTE – be careful of mixing up the imperial and metric voltage and AMPS – that was a shocking mistake
• Buy a dependable light, no plastic as it breaks too quick, pay the extra $5 and buy metal

Follow these guidelines and you can get hours of pleasure

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:42 pm
by Strangelove
^ Glorious Masochist

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:48 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Youtube and Twitter keep on taking this down for some reason but we won't let them win so easily...



Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:06 am
by Mickey107

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:54 am
by Blob Mckenzie
This boozing seven days a week is starting to take its toll on Hargraves. I can only be Ben Sanderson for so long, something’s got to give. :look:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:59 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:54 am This boozing seven days a week is starting to take its toll on Hargraves. I can only be Ben Sanderson for so long, something’s got to give. :look:
Why bother dealing with all those fuckin hangovers? What are you doing...just sitting there solo chugging every day? Are you out in the kids playhouse surrounded by empty twixer bottles and vomit buckets? Yelling at neighbour's through the fence?

Quit that ghetto shit and kill brain cells in a civilized manner...cheeb

I smoke tons of grass and only drink beer when I'm grilling. That's max a half sack usually 3 or 4

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:16 pm
by 5thhorseman
The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:59 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:54 am This boozing seven days a week is starting to take its toll on Hargraves. I can only be Ben Sanderson for so long, something’s got to give. :look:
Why bother dealing with all those fuckin hangovers? What are you doing...just sitting there solo chugging every day? Are you out in the kids playhouse surrounded by empty twixer bottles and vomit buckets? Yelling at neighbour's through the fence?

Quit that ghetto shit and kill brain cells in a civilized manner...cheeb

I smoke tons of grass and only drink beer when I'm grilling. That's max a half sack usually 3 or 4
Truth. Get ready to die of alcoholism Blob, cos the covid ain't disappearing soon. They don't even know yet if we can get herd immunity, and no vaccine has ever been created for any of the coronaviruses (common cold, SARS, MERS).