Canucks News N Notes 25-26

[JelloPuddingPop]

Does this somehow tie in to why Allvin’s role as GM was usurped when dealing with Guerin?

Good point - possibly?

[Hockey Widow]

Interesting rumour

[Tciso]

Hronek had a fight/scuffle tonight. It follows Blueger's fight last game. Is this "team toughness", or the cost of auditioning for team captain?

[JelloPuddingPop]

Hronek had a fight/scuffle tonight. It follows Blueger's fight last game. Is this "team toughness", or the cost of auditioning for team captain?

No one is getting punched in the face to "win" the Captaincy on this team.

This is just two vets showing they don't want to be traded during the next deadline.

[Tciso]

Alright JPP. Its AI GM time again.

ChatGM, who should be the Canucks next captain?

"I assume you mean the God awful Vancouver Canucks of the NHL. The criteria is simple. Any player stupid enough to want to play there is qualified. Current contender are Hronek, Blueger and Chytil. Although Chytil has suffered many brain injuries so his desire to play for the Canucks may be due to ongoing mental issues. That leaves only Hronek and Blueger as logical options. You should get your own mental health evaluation. You are wasting your time asking ChatGM questions about the Vancouver Canucks when you should be spending that time surfing the internet for Porn." -ChatGM 20260415 08:26:17

My work is done.

[JelloPuddingPop]

LOL

[Madcombinepilot]

Alright JPP. Its AI GM time again.

ChatGM, who should be the Canucks next captain?

"I assume you mean the God awful Vancouver Canucks of the NHL. The criteria is simple. Any player stupid enough to want to play there is qualified. Current contender are Hronek, Blueger and Chytil. Although Chytil has suffered many brain injuries so his desire to play for the Canucks may be due to ongoing mental issues. That leaves only Hronek and Blueger as logical options. You should get your own mental health evaluation. You are wasting your time asking ChatGM questions about the Vancouver Canucks when you should be spending that time surfing the internet for Porn." -ChatGM 20260415 08:26:17

My work is done.

[Todd Bersnoozi]

I wanna get a Johnny Canuck/Reverse Retro jersey next season.

[Topper]

Rumour out there by Nick Kypreos is that if Rutherford does decide to can Alvin - that Minny might be interested in bringing him on.

That would be some awesome maneuvering, on Alvin's part, and we might all be seeing the greatest hoodwink in the modern era!

Trade the best player you have to a rival, then head on over yourself.

These fuckin' guys.

Article in Question

Rumour was, he goes as chief scout.

There is also a rumour that Vancouver scouting staff remains unsigned because the Geratric and RoboSwede have had that authority removed.

[BoS]

Rumour out there by Nick Kypreos is that if Rutherford does decide to can Alvin - that Minny might be interested in bringing him on.

That would be some awesome maneuvering, on Alvin's part, and we might all be seeing the greatest hoodwink in the modern era!

Trade the best player you have to a rival, then head on over yourself.

These fuckin' guys.

Article in Question

Rumour was, he goes as chief scout.

There is also a rumour that Vancouver scouting staff remains unsigned because the Geratric and RoboSwede have had that authority removed.

This is positive news, if the rumour is true.

So who’s available?

Ron Francis?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Jugg Bracket for GM

[Meds]

I think they should hire Blobcat.

Flats of Old Milwaukee and pizza dip stained couches in the dressing room.

[Carl Yagro]

I hope these rumours are true.

Why didn't FA do this earlier? Remove all their authority, including the drafting part.

[Madcombinepilot]

I wonder if the veterans Brock (Worst +/- ever), Petey (Toxic), and Debrusk (I didnt sign up for this) all are asked for the 10 teams on the way out of the teams exit meetings this year?

<edit> -- add Demko to the list

[theman]

Hronek is looking like he is daring reporters to ask him questions.