Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

[Blob Mckenzie]

They said he’s old enough to play in the AHL, not that he’d probably be sent there. So is anyone else that’s 20 years old.

He will likely play on the 3rd pairing for a full year under Trotz, behind Mayfield and Pulock on the right side. I’d be pretty shocked if he isn’t on the middle pairing after a full year. Trotz brings along young D men slowly, see Suter, Weber, Hamhuis, Josi, Ekholm, Ellis etc.

Gomer you don’t get can’t miss blue chip prospects for chunks of shit.

“We have Tryamkin and Juolevi coming too”

Whoopdee fucking do.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Him not being quite ready to anchor that 1st pair is the only scenario where he could be scooped up Mick.

Napkin and jewlevi are bottom pairing guys. The team needs top pairing calibre prospects to take that next step and the only way you get soemone like Dobson is if you pony up a Horvat or a Boeser minimum.

[damonberryman]

Hey Damon didn’t you move back to BC?

on the Sunshine Coast

[Cousin Strawberry]

Hey Damon didn’t you move back to BC?

on the Sunshine Coast

How ya liking it? Did u throw a Lundburger into your boiler yet?

[Mickey107]

Michael you don’t get can’t miss blue chip prospects for chunks of shit.

I was joking about Jake and Sutter. Explain why Noah is worth so much to this team that is built to out score the opponent?

The team needs top pairing calibre prospects to take that next step and the only way you get soemone like Dobson is if you pony up a Horvat or a Boeser minimum.

Holy crap! Now it's minimum? Wow.
When are we ready to make noise as a contender? 20/27?

[Cousin Strawberry]

The original pipedream trade was Horvat and Boeser for Barzal and Dobson.

A. Barzal scored 85 points playing for an offense first coach in his rookie season before Trotz came in and shifted their focus. Hes going to score alot of points and drive the play bigtime so theres your outscoring of problems solution

B. Top end Dmen command massive packages and trades like this are once a decade. Be prepared to pony up premium assets to land a top pairing calibre 20 yr old 6'4" right sider.

That trade benefits both sides by drawing from each teams strengths to shore up glaring weakenesses.

[Blob Mckenzie]

So if this team somehow acquired Dobson they couldn’t contend until 2027. Gomer logic right there at its finest.

[ESQ]

Is this for real, Dobson is 6'4 180 lbs? Maybe Petey can give him some tips on bulking up.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Is this for real, Dobson is 6'4 180 lbs? Maybe Petey can give him some tips on bulking up.

Probably a weight from when he was drafted two years ago. I don’t trust those heights and weights. They have Jarome Iginla as 6ft 1 and Brendan Morrison at 5ft 11. Neither is accurate

[Mickey107]

So if this team somehow acquired Dobson they couldn’t contend until 2027. Gomer logic right there at its finest.

Not exactly what I meant Booby.

[Blob Mckenzie]

When are we ready to make noise as a contender? 20/27?

Hmmmm

[Mickey107]

When are we ready to make noise as a contender? 20/27?

Hmmmm

Don't convolute!! It isn't fair I tell ya. It isn't fair.

[Madcombinepilot]

Nobody who wears a helmet to work and licks the windows in the Shortbus thinks life is fair.

[Meds]

Is this for real, Dobson is 6'4 180 lbs? Maybe Petey can give him some tips on bulking up.

Probably a weight from when he was drafted two years ago. I don’t trust those heights and weights. They have Jarome Iginla as 6ft 1 and Brendan Morrison at 5ft 11. Neither is accurate

It's not? Have you met them in person?

[Blob Mckenzie]

Is this for real, Dobson is 6'4 180 lbs? Maybe Petey can give him some tips on bulking up.

Probably a weight from when he was drafted two years ago. I don’t trust those heights and weights. They have Jarome Iginla as 6ft 1 and Brendan Morrison at 5ft 11. Neither is accurate

It's not? Have you met them in person?

I saw Iggy walking around Vancouver with his wife and kids in 2010 during the Olympics. His wife is hot! He’s shorter than me by a bit and I’m 6ft. I mean he’s not far off like B-Mo who’s maybe 5 ft 8. Morrison was my buddy’s next door neighbor in Anmore. Have met him a couple times. Very nice individual. But he’s a small guy