Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

[Cornuck]

Need to replace mine (again) .... soon! These things are one of life's great inventions.

[Strangelove]

I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses”

Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe making me cookies and bringing them to the lawn chair where I'm birdwatching beats the fuck out of the toilet tank bump club

I bbq on coal and have my own crossbow range. My cock has a tan from pissing outside...

Sounds like my kinda place.

Mmmmm... hot babes baking cookies.

Better keep that crossbow handy if you're gonna pee outside though.

(cuz woodboogers)

[Chef Boi RD]

If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.

[Topper]

If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.

Have you watched Portlandia?

[Blob Mckenzie]

If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.

Tattoos look ridiculous on a guy as hairy as a Sasquatch

[Blob Mckenzie]

Fat Balloon to the Lightning for one year @ 900 K. Very good signing for T Bay.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses”

Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe making me cookies and bringing them to the lawn chair where I'm birdwatching beats the fuck out of the toilet tank bump club

I bbq on coal and have my own crossbow range. My cock has a tan from pissing outside...

Sounds like my kinda place.

Mmmmm... hot babes baking cookies.

Better keep that crossbow handy if you're gonna pee outside though.

(cuz woodboogers)

Was thinking of making exploding bolts for the crossbow with a shotgun shell and thermite from exploding targets. I want basketball sized holes in my woodboogers

[Chef Boi RD]

If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.

Have you watched Portlandia?

About to embark on another glorious traversing adventure of discovering more of the famed local cuisinery in the Northwest District otherwise known as Nob Hill. It’s a toss up between Grassa and St Jack. Wish me eatery good luck!

[Mickey107]

Fat Balloon to the Lightning for one year @ 900 K. Very good signing for T Bay.

Yup; It's what they need'

Tampa Bay Lightning

Welcome to Tampa, @patmaroon!
We’ve signed him to a one-year contract worth $900,000.
2:51 PM - Aug 24, 2019

The 31-year-old posted 10 goals and 28 points in 74 regular season games with the St. Louis Blues this past season. Maroon added three goals and four assists in 26 playoff games to help the Blues win their first ever Stanley Cup.

In the playoffs, Maroon added three goals and four assists for seven points. The most noticeable goal was in Game 7 2OT against the Dallas Stars to advance the Blues to the Western Conference Finals. He added eight minutes in penalties.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Bill Guerin is slowly turning into rodney dangerfield



He looks how blob feels this morning

[Blob Mckenzie]

Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.

[Chef Boi RD]

Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.

I lived like a king last night surrounded by good booze, good food and dispensaries everywhere all the while Macenzzi sat at the kitchen table eating stew staring at the wall of sobriety

[Blob Mckenzie]

Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.

I lived like a king last night surrounded by good booze, good food and dispensaries everywhere all the while Macenzzi sat at the kitchen table eating stew staring at the wall of sobriety

No stew boss. Some great pasta and sober as a judge. I actually might hit North Paw today though, or Yellow Dog. I’m craving a craft beer or two.

[Chef Boi RD]

Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.

I lived like a king last night surrounded by good booze, good food and dispensaries everywhere all the while Macenzzi sat at the kitchen table eating stew staring at the wall of sobriety

No stew boss. Some great pasta and sober as a judge. I actually might hit North Paw today though, or Yellow Dog. I’m craving a craft beer or two.

What kind of pasta? Annies Cheddar? I had spaghetti pomodoro last night (fresh hand made pasta) and a side car of meatballs, a watermelon/tomato salad (fucking salad was brilliant) and a nice summer IPA for dinner.

[Strangelove]

I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses”

Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe making me cookies and bringing them to the lawn chair where I'm birdwatching beats the fuck out of the toilet tank bump club

I bbq on coal and have my own crossbow range. My cock has a tan from pissing outside...

Sounds like my kinda place.

Mmmmm... hot babes baking cookies.

Better keep that crossbow handy if you're gonna pee outside though.

(cuz woodboogers)

Was thinking of making exploding bolts for the crossbow with a shotgun shell and thermite from exploding targets. I want basketball sized holes in my woodboogers

Remember that 'quatch expert, Peter Caine?

viewtopic.php?p=322937#p322937

Well he says some of the female woodboogers already have "basketball sized holes"...