Conspiracy Theory

[Arachnid]

Whet did Buckminster Fuller teach you?

Too think different?!

No wait, that was Steveo...

To be an asshole, do and say whatever the fuck you want and fuck a lot of women....no...wait, that was Lloyd Wright...

Name your kids really cool names so they get laid in High School!

[SKYO]

Russia Leaks on 911 – Oops! Didn’t Think of That One!

http://armstrongeconomics.com/2014/05/2 ... -that-one/

[Topper]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/16 ... the-world/

[Strangelove]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/16 ... the-world/

In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.

[Aaronp18]

In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.

Or they shoot you down.

[rats19]

In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.

Or they shoot you down.

Gonna shoot ya...shoot ya shoot to thrill..

[ClamRussel]

In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.

Or they shoot you down.

Gonna shoot ya...shoot ya shoot to thrill..

Move over Rover, let Rats take over...

[Strangelove]

Things that make you go HMMMM...

[Strangelove]

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What if everything you thought you knew about the universe was... WRONG!!

http://galileowaswrong.com/

Let me put it this way.

Have you ever heard of Copernicus, Galileo, Einstein?

MORONS!

[Strangelove]

Just so we're clear...

Basically these Catholic scientists are trying to prove Science took a wrong turn at Copernicus.

These guys are saying the Earth is motionless at the centre of the universe.

That everything revolves around the Earth.

That Special Relativity was just a lame attempt to explain away the results of the Michelson–Morley experiment.

That there is a major conspiracy to suppress the fact we live in a Geocentric Universe.

You're welcome.

[Topper]

Ya sure.

But the bigger conspiracy is that the Vatican is in Toronto.

[Strangelove]

Ya sure.

But the bigger conspiracy is that the Vatican is in Toronto.

So you've heard of that one as well!

A group of Torontonian physicists have postulated an egocentric geocentric theory with a twist.

They claim that Toronto is IN FACT the centre of the universe.

That the Earth rotates around Toronto every 24 hours.

Picture a pole dancer spinning around a pole.

The pole dancer is the Earth and the the pole is Toronto.

And then, they say, the rest of the universe revolves around this pole-dancing Earth

Like bar patrons looking for somewhere to stuff $20 bills - and other stuff.

Fascinating stuff if you can envision it!!

[Topper]

Fuck you Doc. Just fuck you.

Rob Ford does not pole dance, nor does Kathleen Wynn have twenty dollar bills slid in her G-string by Olivia Chow.

Though it does explain a dizzy spider I have read of.

[Arachnid]

Fuck you Doc. Just fuck you.

Rob Ford does not pole dance, nor does Kathleen Wynn have twenty dollar bills slid in her G-string by Olivia Chow.

Though it does explain a dizzy spider I have read of.

Ummm I did/do know some Zeitgeisters

But I swear all my work was done to tear down the Berlin wall, not put the wall up to keep the suburban/rural inbreds out!

[Strangelove]

Fuck you Doc. Just fuck you.

Rob Ford does not pole dance

Relax, relax, it's just a scientific analogy!

You're right though, I inserted the pole for effect.

For a better understanding, picture Mr Ford (Earth) grabbing his ankles, facing away from the pole

... still spinning at a speed of one full rotation every 24 hours.

NOW... remove the pole!!!

Can you see what is at the exact centre of the universe??!!

LOOK CLOSELY

THAT'S what these Torontonian scientists are saying!

I shit you not....