Conspiracy Theory

[Strangelove]

https://www.newsfromtheperimeter.com/ho ... p-are-dead

9 Out Of 12 People Who Saw Anthony Weiner's Laptop Are Dead

The Clinton Gang...

[SKYO]

Doc you have to watch this one man

The Amazing Dinosaur Found (Accidentally) by Miners in Canada.

That Monday had started like any other at the Millennium Mine, a vast pit some 17 miles north of Fort McMurray, Alberta, operated by energy company Suncor. Hour after hour Funk’s towering excavator gobbled its way down to sands laced with bitumen—the transmogrified remains of marine plants and creatures that lived and died more than 110 million years ago. It was the only ancient life he regularly saw. In 12 years of digging he had stumbled across fossilized wood and the occasional petrified tree stump, but never the remains of an animal—and certainly no dinosaurs.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/maga ... discovery/

Thus began UDL's conspiracy theories.

[Cousin Strawberry]

So all this virus crap...its fanning the masses into a frenzy so, you have to ask...what are they distracting us from?

1st contact?

Giant asteroid?

Morlocks?

[Per]

So all this virus crap...its fanning the masses into a frenzy so, you have to ask...what are they distracting us from?

1st contact?

Giant asteroid?

Morlocks?

My main theory is that Leksand and Oskarshamn are behind this to prevent them from being demoted from the SHL.
It all makes sense.

Otherwise it could simply be a pretext for postponing the US presidential elections indefinitely.

[Strangelove]

Otherwise it could simply be a pretext for postponing the US presidential elections indefinitely.

http://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vie ... 36#p375836

Yeahno, I'm afraid we're all doomed my good man.

So you're diverging from your orange hero on this one?

Donny doesn't want mass panic until said panickers are too sick to do much damage.

BTW Presidential elections will be postponed indefinitely...

[Strangelove]

A few days ago this guy found woodbooger pubes in Nordegg Alberta, thoughts Wiz?

[Cousin Strawberry]

I dont really see anything other than dark shadows. Plus the "figure" has snow accumulated on its head and neck but there doesnt appear to be snow falling or fresh snow on the ground the next day.

Na i call horseshit

[Strangelove]

And the pubes?

[Cousin Strawberry]

And the pubes?

That was the photographers pubes....its alberia. Every time you whip it out there all the hair falls out dontcha know

[Strangelove]

And the pubes?

That was the photographers pubes....its alberia. Every time you whip it out there all the hair falls out dontcha know

Ahhhh, mystery solved.

[Strangelove]

So all this virus crap...its fanning the masses into a frenzy so, you have to ask...what are they distracting us from?

1st contact?

Giant asteroid?

Morlocks?

We're about to find out.



Meanwhile in Italy:



You want conspiracy??

Cuz I'll fucking give ya conspiracy!

Better check those out quickly cuz TPTB don't let them stay up on Youtube...

[Cousin Strawberry]

How about this one...

Its the Atlas comet man. Its supposed to hit in May but the governments of the world have made a deal with the greys to knock it out of its collision course.

The price? Whatever the covid death toll theyre telling you...the greys need our pituitary glands

[Strangelove]

How about this one...

Its the Atlas comet man. Its supposed to hit in May but the governments of the world have made a deal with the greys to knock it out of its collision course.

The price? Whatever the covid death toll theyre telling you...the greys need our pituitary glands

C'mon man, that one is really out there!

More likely they simply want ensure everyone will voluntarily take the vaccine/cure when it miraculously becomes available.

I'd tell you what I think will be in that vaccine/cure but there's a van with darkened windows parked outside right now.

[Cornuck]

...the greys need our pituitary glands

Oh good - then I'm safe!

[Cousin Strawberry]

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I'd tell you what I think will be in that vaccine/cure but there's a van with darkened windows parked outside right now.

That's just the berry pickers bus...don't worryboutit....