Canucks News N Notes 2020-2021

[Strangelove]

ketchup stained Tanev jersey

[Strangelove]

Blob is so in love with Tanev he’s acquired tanev’s missing teeth and he uses them as anal beads, him and he’s favourite hf sock mathonwy are so blinded by his shot blocking that they forget he never has possession and gets caved in when not playing with a Norris caliber dman.

[Blob Mckenzie]

If he was even slightly more durable I would agree but youre only getting 50-60 games a year out of him.

I would say a max 2 year deal at 4.5 is possibly fair value but with term? Forget it. For reference, the canucks organization agrees with my position

Benning also agrees that the team has too many bloated contracts and said as much on the radio.

[Blob Mckenzie]

So Dickie Dee is allowed to post crap like that but when I bring the hammer down on his beady little dome, my post gets edited. Makes sense.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I saw it before the censors gotcha....it was good

[Strangelove]

So Dickie Dee is allowed to post crap like that but when I bring the hammer down on his beady little dome, my post gets edited. Makes sense.

I didn't see your post but I feel confident in assuming you crossed a line that Dick did not.

[Richardstroker69]

Dickstroker and Blob have entertaining battles.

Epic? No....but entertaining, most certainly

I’m just a cheap chef impersonator. I don’t have the imagination of Doyle and the chef unfortunately to really partake in the battles.

[Richardstroker69]

If he was even slightly more durable I would agree but youre only getting 50-60 games a year out of him.

I would say a max 2 year deal at 4.5 is possibly fair value but with term? Forget it. For reference, the canucks organization agrees with my position

Benning also agrees that the team has too many bloated contracts and said as much on the radio.

Damn it I missed it, what did it say? Nvm saw it, I don’t think it was that out of line, I did say he uses tanev’s teeth as anal beads.

[Blob Mckenzie]

At the end of the day, the big dog told us to take it down a notch. To me it’s all in good fun but I get that some people may not want want to read some of the shit on here. The Chef can get downright vulgar in some of his posts.

[2Fingers]

Blob is so in love with Tanev he’s acquired tanev’s missing teeth and he uses them as anal beads, him and he’s favourite hf sock mathonwy are so blinded by his shot blocking that they forget he never has possession and gets caved in when not playing with a Norris caliber dman.

I think the girl on the bottom row, 2nd to the left is giving me the "come hither look" or is that my imagination?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Thats because the weird looking hatted mongoloid to her left is showing her what the gap is all about

[Strangelove]

I'd like to see her in just that hat and stockings.

Eh?.... EH??

[Topper]

I'm glad to hear Tanev's missing teeth are cleaned with gerbil fur.

[Strangelove]

Oh my God...

[Cousin Strawberry]