The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Chef Boi RD]

The future of the Toronto Maple Smurfs

- Mitch Marner - 5'-11" - 160 lbs
- Connor Brown - 5'-11" - 170 lbs
- Kasperi Kapanen - 5'-10" - 165 lbs
- William Nylander - 5'-11" - 185 lbs
- Brenden Leipsic - 5'-9" - 175 lbs
- Connor Carrick - 5'-11" - 185 lbs
- Dmytro Timishov - 5'-10" - 185 lbs
- Nikita Shoshnikov - 5'-11" - 180 lbs
- Travis Dermott - 5'-11" - 190 lbs
- Andreas Johnsson - 5'-9" - 155 lbs
- Jeremy Bracco - 5'-9" - 170 lbs
- Martin Dzierkals - - 5'-11" - 170 lbs

[Carl Yagro]

I only started this thread for the halibut.

Holy mackerel corn...

Sorry Rats - I thought there was something fishy about that line.

Smells like some bad sushi in this here thread.

[rats19]

Just krill me now...

[Cornuck]

Just krill me now...

You know this isn't the plaice for that kind of thing.

[rats19]

Just krill me now...

You know this isn't the plaice for that kind of thing.

I like to skate on thin ice! ^^good one

[Cornuck]

Just krill me now...

You know this isn't the plaice for that kind of thing.

I like to skate on thin ice! ^^good one

That was a reely good one - if you fall in, I'll throw you a line.

[Hockey Widow]

Ah, too bad. Leaves lost again tonight. Playoff hopes soon to be dashed.

[Strangelove]

* $10.5M + $3.28M (Kessel/Gleason/Cowen) + safety room = ~ $15M below the cap.

Gleason and Cowen come off the books this year BTW.

Holy mackerel such a whale of a tale!

Ummm wrong on both counts:

https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/mapleleafs

(see "buyout history")

Get the net, I've got a hammerhead on the line!

[Strangelove]

Ah, too bad. Leaves lost again tonight. Playoff hopes soon to be dashed.

Leaves are just 7 points out of the Eastern cellar and Carolina has 3 games in hand.

[Hockey Widow]

Ah, too bad. Leaves lost again tonight. Playoff hopes soon to be dashed.

Leaves are just 7 points out of the Eastern cellar and Carolina has 3 games in hand.

Nooooooo. We don't want them getting into the top ten. They already have the best prospect pool on the planet with an amazing world class goaltender and an outstanding defence.

[Mickey107]

Where's the fish? mmm

[Hockey Widow]

Where's the fish? mmm

Canned?

[Topper]

Maybe a trade of Elliott for Anderson......one of those change of scenery deals......

[BigTuna]

The future of the Toronto Maple Smurfs

- Mitch Marner - 5'-11" - 160 lbs
- Connor Brown - 5'-11" - 170 lbs
- Kasperi Kapanen - 5'-10" - 165 lbs
- William Nylander - 5'-11" - 185 lbs
- Brenden Leipsic - 5'-9" - 175 lbs
- Connor Carrick - 5'-11" - 185 lbs
- Dmytro Timishov - 5'-10" - 185 lbs
- Nikita Shoshnikov - 5'-11" - 180 lbs
- Travis Dermott - 5'-11" - 190 lbs
- Andreas Johnsson - 5'-9" - 155 lbs
- Jeremy Bracco - 5'-9" - 170 lbs
- Martin Dzierkals - - 5'-11" - 170 lbs

All you did was leave out all the big guys.

[Chef Boi RD]

The point is Tuna a team can only ice so many smurfettes in a line-up. You currently already are icing 4 of those smurfs above. Any more than that you'd be well, WELL over the league average.