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Been reading on Calpuke that Bieksa and Friedman had a bit of a tiff last night, anyone got a link? If its what I am thinking it wasn't a tiff. Friedman asked Bieksa, as head Vancouver cheerleader, if he thought they could come back after the second. Bieksa jokingly took exception to being called t...

You should hear the coiler radio back pedalling going on out here. Yesterday it was all "I don't think this is going to be a long series" and "the Canucks and their AHL goalie don't stand a chance" Today...it all about nurse and Ceci, Skinner giving the Canucks the win rather than getting caved in b...

Joe Thornton giving Henrik Sedin the old "smell your sister finger" has made me hate that organization

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 9:57 pm McDoofus.... 0 SOG.

What's with all the negative Nellie's on here...

Roll fatter joints

We can now call this Elias... "El-ee-ash" and the pipe cleaner "El-eye-ass"

She-loves to give up bad goals?

Who has the more conical shaped head, Darnell Nurse or Sam Lafferty?

Time to flush a long overdue coiler that's been floating around the bowl reeking up the shithouse

The coilers have a plodding, plumbing defense. Forecheck the pylons, snap pucks by their average goaltender and watch Mcfag whine

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 4:26 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 4:16 pm Tyler Myers has also been known to destroy the odd coiler. Let Z ruin Drysaddles career

Yeah, that will get the hockey gods on our side....

It's not like they've ever given the Canucks a break for good behaviour

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 2:13 pm Fuck the Sharts...

If I was Cellebrini I'd just play in college for 3 years then re-enter the draft

But the also told us that Demko’s injury was not his knee. Nope, he said it was a different injury. A different kind of injury to the same knee. And only Zadorov can injure McDave to the degree I need McDave injured. Tyler Myers has also been known to destroy the odd coiler. Let Z ruin Drysaddles c...

If there was a riot in downtown Edmonton, would anyone even notice? It already looks like the aftermath of a riot down there all the time...