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Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 1:21 pm. Blobbee wanted Ritchie.

He was hoping for the next Ryan Clowe?

Uncle Strawberry will be getting a package of gummy "candies" delivered to your place in a week or so...don't let the kiddies get into my "candies"

(They don't deliver to Berta)

I'll never forget that time at a house party in Burnaby heights during his playing days, I offered him a blast from my 6 paper party doobie and he sneered, quickly shuffled out to his SL500 and squealed his tires outta there

Nerd

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 2:09 pm I couldn't decipher Kelly Sutherland from a fat Kiwi broad tbh.

Call me Ishmael

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 1:56 pm He plays like there is a giant sized axe floating over his head, waiting for the chaos or sex giraffe to rear its ugly head…

Wait....whaaaat????

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 12:48 pm A team, however, we had to defeat in '94 en route to the SCF's.

Shane Churla eating Bure's elbow is a classic Canuck moment lol

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 12:23 pm
...or so I hear.

I suspect you harpooned the odd white whale in your youth Captain Ahab

Here's a conundrum.. I started another tolerance/lung butter reduction break a while back and haven't smoked now in like 3 weeks. Our team's winning, my lungs are healed up and I dare not smoke again just in case it has something to do with it...

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 11:51 am Cuz lamenting on the young generation using technology to exit reality instead of his own old skool methods.

Sunglasses Carl. Its not an alternate reality...it's this one but with shades on

BoS wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 11:45 am

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 11:34 am ...what's Micky got to do with anything?

Who?

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 11:42 am Fuck them then...

(Not literally bro...)

I might be the only way.... slap them upside the head with 9 inches of limp dick (the actual female ones that are not fat...of course)

I just can't relate to mopey millennials existing exclusively in a virtual online world. It's one thing to be out there buzzed and whatnot accomplishing shit but they're just cowering in a dark room with a screen...whinging about how hard it all is.

I can't imagine how these young people are getting anything out of living in some virtual world like this. We really fucked up as a society for these kids to want to do this crap every day :lol: Pot. Kettle. Gliding through life with a baked smile is like walking in the sun with shades on Donny. Yo...

Also rumoured that Perry is out and Connor Carrot takes his spot lol