There's a guy from Edmonton (Oiler fan) driving to Calgary, and a guy
from Calgary (Flames' fan) driving to Edmonton. In the middle of the
night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and
both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Oiler fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says "Man, I'm really
lucky to be alive"!
Likewise the Flames' fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage. He too says to himself, " I can't believe I survived
this wreck!" The Flames' fan walks over to the Oiler fan and says," Hey
man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."
The Oiler fan thinks for a moment and says," You know, you're
absolutely right. We should be friends. Let's see what else
survived this wreck"! So the Oiler fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle
of Jack Daniels. He says to the Flames' Fan, "I think this is another sign
from God that we should toast to our newfound understanding and
The Flames' fan says, "You right!" He takes the bottle and starts
sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the
bottle the Flames' fan hands it back to the Oiler backer and says, "Your turn."
The Oiler fan twists the cork back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I
think I'll wait for the cops to show up."