For example, compare where we are to Colorado.
I mean it's not like our starter is so sexually inadequate that he's driven a notorious nymphomaniac like Paris Hilton into celibacy or anything . . .
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004 ... 14,00.html
C'mon Avs fans. How confident can your goaltender really be in his athletic performance after having managed to turn saucy Ms. I've-never-met-a-fratboy-hunk-I-wouldn't-go-down-on off of one night stands altogether for 365 days???
I suppose Jose's physical endowments, be it hair follicle length or otherwise, simply aren't Luongo
enough to satisfy discerning female hockey fans . . .
Modo vincis, modo vinceris.