Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

[Blob Mckenzie]

I zap strap it to my wrists

[Chef Boi RD]

Are Bumpkin and Nupkin starting to smell what the JimBro is cooking?

[SKYO]

Can’t see it. I’d give him a year

So if you were the billionaire owner of your Vancouver Canucks you'd give him one year.

Listen... Bubba... how bout you don't tell Aquaman what moves to make

... and he doesn't tell you how to smoke your pot and push your broom.

dead - lol.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Are Bumpkin and Nupkin starting to smell what the JimBro is cooking?

For a while it was shitburger soup. Now at least he threw that pot away and has learned to boil a potato

[Chef Boi RD]

Are Bumpkin and Nupkin starting to smell what the JimBro is cooking?

For a while it was shitburger soup. Now at least he threw that pot away and has learned to boil a potato

You could of been calm cool and collected (patient) with the JimBro plan but instead you've been all up in arms for 3 years. Not cool

[Topper]

Bubbles can't see past the end of his broom.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Are Bumpkin and Nupkin starting to smell what the JimBro is cooking?

For a while it was shitburger soup. Now at least he threw that pot away and has learned to boil a potato

You could of been calm cool and collected (patient) with the JimBro plan but instead you've been all up in arms for 3 years. Not cool

Or a person could judge and assess each move individually as I have. I guess an alternative is to lick the corn out of Elmer’s asscrack like you guys do , considering this thread has went in a food / cooking direction

[Blob Mckenzie]

Bubbles can't see past the end of his broom.

I’m thinking you can’t see two feet in front of your face in the morning with all the open pit mines and smelters up in inbred country

[Chef Boi RD]

Bubbles can't see past the end of his broom.

I’m thinking you can’t see two feet in front of your face in the morning with all the open pit mines and smelters up in inbred country

Bubba, you grew up next door to a serial killer pig farmer.

[Topper]

Bubbles can't see past the end of his broom.

I’m thinking you can’t see two feet in front of your face in the morning with all the open pit mines and smelters up in inbred country

Quick, name two smelters in BC and the open pit mine near them.

[Chef Boi RD]

Peter Chiarelli is an awful GM. McGawd masks how terribly overrated Chiarelli is. Eberle and Hall have been lights out this year, Strome is being Strome and Adam Larsson who? Seeing how good Barzal and Beauvellier are, and how god awful Reinhart is, it's amazing he still has a job. Tyler Benson ignored by Canada's world junior team, terrible 2nd round pick. Jonathon Dahlen went a few spots after, Lockwood went in the 3rd, who'd you rather have? Lind and Gadjovich invited to camp, Benson not. Russell a terrible signing, Lucic - useless. No back up goaltending, Talbot is not a legitimate no. 1. Where is Kassian? Is Puljiarvi a bust? The list is long, Chiarelli sucks

[rats19]

Peter Chiarelli is an awful GM. McGawd masks how terribly overrated Chiarelli is. Eberle and Hall have been lights out this year, Strome is being Strome and Adam Larsson who? Seeing how good Barzal and Beauvellier are, and how god awful Reinhart is, it's amazing he still has a job. Tyler Benson ignored by Canada's world junior team, terrible 2nd round pick. Jonathon Dahlen went a few spots after, Lockwood went in the 3rd, who'd you rather have? Lind and Gadjovich invited to camp, Benson not. Russell a terrible signing, Lucic - useless. No back up goaltending, Talbot is not a legitimate no. 1. Where is Kassian? Is Puljiarvi a bust? The list is long, Chiarelli sucks

Glad we ain’t them hey dude

[Cousin Strawberry]

Peter Chiarelli is an awful GM. McGawd masks how terribly overrated Chiarelli is. Eberle and Hall have been lights out this year, Strome is being Strome and Adam Larsson who? Seeing how good Barzal and Beauvellier are, and how god awful Reinhart is, it's amazing he still has a job. Tyler Benson ignored by Canada's world junior team, terrible 2nd round pick. Jonathon Dahlen went a few spots after, Lockwood went in the 3rd, who'd you rather have? Lind and Gadjovich invited to camp, Benson not. Russell a terrible signing, Lucic - useless. No back up goaltending, Talbot is not a legitimate no. 1. Where is Kassian? Is Puljiarvi a bust? The list is long, Chiarelli sucks

At work all I get are flames and coiler games so have watched alot more of them that Canucks so can see what is going on there.

On defense Larsson has been hurt and when he was playing hadn't been engaging physically like last season.
They've been really missing their steadiest and most mobile puck moving D-man Sekera.

Definitely key reasons for their funk.

Up front Puljujarvi is far from a bust and is developing nicely IMO. Was having a great start in the A before being brought up...He is a tier or 2 below the other 2 guys taken before him but those guys are franchise players. Hardly fair to compare them solely based on draft position.

In the top 6 they're reeling from shitty coaching, an underachieving Draisaitl, a typically mediocre RNH and a pair of big slow wingers with shitty hands.

Bottom six is seen as the scapegoat which is unfair IMO...Kassian had a great season last year and hasn't been nearly the same player...Strome is far from the budding top 6 center he was touted to be when the trade happened. The rest have just been meh.

In goal Talbot has sucked ass. Period.

Put it all together and you have another top draft pick 6 months from now and quite possibly a very good defenseman being added to their team.

[Chef Boi RD]

Translation - Chiarelli has not done a good job. Bottom line, McGawd masks Chiarelli's stink show. It isn't hard to imagine how bad they would be had they drafted Dylan Strome like they were supposed to, because Chiarelli is awful. Worst than Kevin Lowe

[Blob Mckenzie]

Translation - Chiarelli has not done a good job. Bottom line, McGawd masks Chiarelli's stink show. It isn't hard to imagine how bad they would be had they drafted Dylan Strome like they were supposed to, because Chiarelli is awful. Worst than Kevin Lowe

Did Chiarelli steal your panini or stuff a salami in your bum ? So much anger....so much hate Little Siciliano