Madcombinepilot wrote:After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
rex19 wrote:Blonde Joke
You have to have lived in snow country to appreciate this one.
A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up. She knocks on
the door and the trucker lowers the window. The girl says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. The trucker stops for
another red light and the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door and
the trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi my name is Heather and you
are losing some of your load!"
He ignores her again and continues down the street The trucker stops for
still another red light and the girl catches up again all out of breath.
She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. Again she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. The trucker
gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says: "Hi, my name is
Kevin and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"
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