Canucks 2016 Post Season Discussion

[Arachnid]

guess you're get'n old & slow in your alcoholic fuelled wheelchair curling days

I turned 30 this year. I'll be posting on this here board long after you jam out playing tetherball on the elementary school playground (btw, aren't you legally required to stay 500M clear of those?).

You're 30?!

Fuck me with a rubber (female) rubber duck by the way you post I thought you were a 76 year old Chinese lady from Menopause province.

Seriously I could not only drink you under the table son but kill you in 3 on 3 charity street hockey (excluding the failed old men on here that think they are something other than they are and are not charitable in any sense of the word).



DickeyBlobsSuck00L

Edit: Seriously IN, do us and you all a flavour and get yourself in shape so we can enjoy your shit posting for years to come (and can rub it in your face when current GREAT GMJB leads us to the promised land with his awesome long term plan....)

http://www.vwballhockey.com/index.htm

[Micky]

Short trip: I'M BACK and I'm gonna get together with IN and tear you to pieces, Spidy, verbally that is, I think, anyways.
Your just breakin every posting rule there is aren't you.
I've seen you be an ass before but you and Doc, shame on him, I use to like him, are know taking fuckhead levels to a new high, well kiss your long, long reputations of respected "old" posters bye-byes, why?
Cause your both makin yourselves look stupid. Almost like little kids when they are first learning how to swear and attempt to be bullies. OVER, OVER, OVER...
Support is growing and sneaking up behind your backs...hehehe

[Island Nucklehead]

lol Spidey you're losing it, buddy. We drink pretty hard in the army, and we know how to deal with lyin' shit-sacks like you.

Keep on keepin' on with your intramural fairy sports, old man. Charity ball hockey

[Strangelove]

Cause your both makin yourselves look stupid.

So you're saying we should use horrible grammar/punctuation/spelling

.... use a ridiculous amount of smilies

.... lie about past accomplishments

.... create sock accounts

.... and threaten to beat people up on a fucking Canucks message board?



Just trying to get an idea of what YOU consider "not looking stupid" Freddy.

[Strangelove]

IN, I'm not trying to be an ass here but seriously

... that gif looks like Spidey is talking to you!

Right?

Amirite or amirite-rite??

[Island Nucklehead]

If Spidey is an aging, cancer-ridden asshole that is heavily into narcotics and will eventually die alone... then yes.

[Arachnid]

Short trip: I'M BACK and I'm gonna get together with IN and tear you to pieces, Spidy, verbally that is, I think, anyways.
Your just breakin every posting rule there is aren't you.
I've seen you be an ass before but you and Doc, shame on him, I use to like him, are know taking fuckhead levels to a new high, well kiss your long, long reputations of respected "old" posters bye-byes, why?
Cause your both makin yourselves look stupid. Almost like little kids when they are first learning how to swear and attempt to be bullies. OVER, OVER, OVER...
Support is growing and sneaking up behind your backs...hehehe

Hence forth you will be known as....El Pico!



I knew I knew you from somewheres

[Strangelove]

If Spidey is an aging, cancer-ridden asshole that is heavily into narcotics and will eventually die alone... then yes.

OUCH... wdf??

I wasn't even thinking about the character!

Just that Spidey has said he's 60 and has talked in the past about sporting a goatee and going bald.

You say you're 30.

See?

SHEESH.. what's with all the anger around here lately?

First Micky, now you, c'mon guys, lighten up!

Speaking of Fred (RIP) if you look closely

... you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two:

http://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vie ... 66#p154766

[Arachnid]

If Spidey is an aging, cancer-ridden asshole that is heavily into narcotics and will eventually die alone... then yes.

OUCH... wdf??

I wasn't even thinking about the character!

Just that Spidey has said he's 60 and has talked in the past about wearing a goatee and going bald.

You say you're 30.

See?

SHEESH.. what's with all the anger around here lately?

First Micky, now you, c'mon guys, lighten up!

Mmmmmmm narcotics...gotta love them...or is that cancer killing medicinal pot...I forget...like a U vic dropout sometimes...

I find the best things in life are free... (and not living with you cousin and/or mom

[vic]

...like a U vic dropout sometimes...

I gotta find a new handle.

[Madcombinepilot]

I'd see if we could trade for the RFA Valeri Nichushkin.

http://www.defendingbigd.com/2016/6/1/1 ... nichushkin

On the surface, it doesn't look good. His first season here in Dallas, he tallied 14 goals and 20 assists after playing 536 minutes with Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin. 2014-2015 would be lost to hip surgery. This season he tallied 9 goals and 20 assists. Then there was that weird drama about his feelings in Dallas that his agent had to respond to. In the playoffs, he lost his job to Travis Moen. It looks bad, right?

First, a little context. While Benn and Hemsky recovered from their surgeries just fine, everyone's biology is different. It's quite possible that Val, in his youth, responded to his injury different. Something I suspect could have been as much physiological as psychological.

Basically, the consistency he enjoyed his rookie season was nowhere to be found this season.

There will be a lot of Val talk in the coming weeks. After all, silly season is coming up. He's a shiny potential trade piece for any team looking to get younger and rebuild. But Hemsky and Sharp are UFA's after next season. Dallas doesn't have a whole lot of depth at wing in their system. More to the point, Nichushkin and Guryanov represent the only blue chip wingers in Dallas' system. Who knows.

Offer up Virtanen? and Rodin?

Team needs more potential young top 6 wingers asap to help out on our 2nd line, Nuke fills the role to a T.

Why would we offer up 2 prospects to get 1??
I thought the idea is to get more depth, and who is to say what Rodin or Virtanens potential is??

It's a bit early to give up on Virtanen, and nobody has seen what Rodin has developed into...

[Micky]

Cause your both makin yourselves look stupid.

So you're saying we should use horrible grammar/punctuation/spelling

.... use a ridiculous amount of smilies

.... lie about past accomplishments

.... create sock accounts

.... and threaten to beat people up on a fucking Canucks message board?



Just trying to get an idea of what YOU consider "not looking stupid" Freddy.

Don't care bout spelling, seems good enough to get you on the defensive.
Never have lied about any accomplishments, past or present, on this board.
Have never created a sock account anywhere.
I'm certainly not the only one ever threatening to beat people up, metaphorically, maybe.
You make yourself look stupid every time you absolutely must "one-up" or two or ten, your advisory.
And last but not least. Your stickin up for your ole bud Spidy who in case you haven't noticed, it just rippin at almost everyone, (swearing, insulting, vulgarity), even when their just making hockey posts. why?
You tell me, WTF is that? Fun? Not always and not to everyone, just sayin..

[Arachnid]

Cause your both makin yourselves look stupid.

So you're saying we should use horrible grammar/punctuation/spelling

.... use a ridiculous amount of smilies

.... lie about past accomplishments

.... create sock accounts

.... and threaten to beat people up on a fucking Canucks message board?



Just trying to get an idea of what YOU consider "not looking stupid" Freddy.

Don't care bout spelling, seems good enough to get you on the defensive.
I have lied about any accomplishments, past or present, on this board.
Have never created a sock account anywhere.
I'm certainly not the only one ever threatening to beat people up, metaphorically, maybe.
You make yourself look stupid every time you absolutely must "one-up" or two or ten, your advisory.
And last but not least. Your stickin up for your ole bud Spidy who in case you haven't noticed, it just rippin at almost everyone, (swearing, insulting, vulgarity), even when their just making hockey posts. why?
You tell me, WTF is that? Fun? Not always and not to everyone, just sayin..

Pretty spry for an old bald fat guy...

Love my team, hate some fans

[Micky]

Five foot 11 and a half, 148 lbs, hit like 220. Speed kills, peaches.
Admit to a little receding, not bad.

Love my team, hate some fans too..

[sk8er]

Just for clarification, is every single thread on this here hockey board going to be you peeps trying to out insult each other? It's getting kinda boring.....not much else to talk about I agree, but really??