Topper wrote:Ya sure.
But the bigger conspiracy is that the Vatican is in Toronto.
So you've heard of that one
A group of Torontonian physicists have postulated an egocentric geocentric theory with a twist.
They claim that Toronto is IN FACT the centre of the universe.
That the Earth rotates around Toronto every 24 hours.
Picture a pole dancer spinning around a pole.
The pole dancer is the Earth and the the pole is Toronto.
And then, they say, the rest of the universe revolves around this pole-dancing Earth
Like bar patrons looking for somewhere to stuff $20 bills - and other stuff.
Fascinating stuff if you can envision it!!