Conspiracy Theory

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Arachnid » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:16 pm

Topper wrote:Whet did Buckminster Fuller teach you?
Too think different?! :eh:

No wait, that was Steveo...

To be an asshole, do and say whatever the fuck you want and fuck a lot of women....no...wait, that was Lloyd Wright...

Name your kids really cool names so they get laid in High School!
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by SKYO » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:36 pm

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Topper » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:00 pm

Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:45 pm

In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Aaronp18 » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:26 am

Strangelove wrote: In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.
Or they shoot you down.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by rats19 » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:09 am

Aaronp18 wrote:
Strangelove wrote: In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.
Or they shoot you down.
Gonna shoot ya...shoot ya shoot to thrill..
You are who you hang with.....

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by ClamRussel » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:37 pm

rats19 wrote:
Aaronp18 wrote:
Strangelove wrote: In Mother Russia the moles exterminate YOU.
Or they shoot you down.
Gonna shoot ya...shoot ya shoot to thrill..
Move over Rover, let Rats take over...
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:29 pm

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What if everything you thought you knew about the universe was... WRONG!!

http://galileowaswrong.com/

Let me put it this way.

Have you ever heard of Copernicus, Galileo, Einstein?

MORONS!

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:01 pm

Just so we're clear...

Basically these Catholic scientists are trying to prove Science took a wrong turn at Copernicus.

These guys are saying the Earth is motionless at the centre of the universe.

That everything revolves around the Earth.

That Special Relativity was just a lame attempt to explain away the results of the Michelson–Morley experiment.

That there is a major conspiracy to suppress the fact we live in a Geocentric Universe.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Topper » Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:20 pm

Ya sure.

But the bigger conspiracy is that the Vatican is in Toronto.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:22 pm

Topper wrote:Ya sure.

But the bigger conspiracy is that the Vatican is in Toronto.
So you've heard of that one as well! :crazy:

A group of Torontonian physicists have postulated an egocentric geocentric theory with a twist.

They claim that Toronto is IN FACT the centre of the universe.

That the Earth rotates around Toronto every 24 hours.

Picture a pole dancer spinning around a pole.

The pole dancer is the Earth and the the pole is Toronto.

And then, they say, the rest of the universe revolves around this pole-dancing Earth

Like bar patrons looking for somewhere to stuff $20 bills - and other stuff.

Fascinating stuff if you can envision it!!
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Topper » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:10 pm

Fuck you Doc. Just fuck you.

Rob Ford does not pole dance, nor does Kathleen Wynn have twenty dollar bills slid in her G-string by Olivia Chow.

Though it does explain a dizzy spider I have read of.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Arachnid » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:04 am

Topper wrote:Fuck you Doc. Just fuck you.

Rob Ford does not pole dance, nor does Kathleen Wynn have twenty dollar bills slid in her G-string by Olivia Chow.

Though it does explain a dizzy spider I have read of.
Ummm I did/do know some Zeitgeisters :look:

But I swear all my work was done to tear down the Berlin wall, not put the wall up to keep the suburban/rural inbreds out!
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:10 pm

Topper wrote: Fuck you Doc. Just fuck you.

Rob Ford does not pole dance
Relax, relax, it's just a scientific analogy! :thumbs:

You're right though, I inserted the pole for effect.

For a better understanding, picture Mr Ford (Earth) grabbing his ankles, facing away from the pole

... still spinning at a speed of one full rotation every 24 hours.

NOW... remove the pole!!!

Can you see what is at the exact centre of the universe??!!

LOOK CLOSELY

THAT'S what these Torontonian scientists are saying!

I shit you not....
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