Trades and rumours (& fantasies) 2013-14
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Always.
Always bend them backwards over the bike.
Always bend them backwards over the bike.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Topper wrote:Always.
Always bend them backwards over the bike.
Since a couch is softer and easier on the body, it would allow Scarlet to be far more relaxed.....and more uninhibited.Mëds wrote:
The table is a better option.
Also - couch is closest to the TV and so it makes watching the Canucks (who ironically enough, spend a lot of times being bent over couches themselves these days) a little easier.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Jesus H ......
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.
She can be bent over a goddam cactus!
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!
Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.
He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.
She can be bent over a goddam cactus!
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!
Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.
He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.
Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
So...what are you saying?Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.
She can be bent over a goddam cactus!
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!
Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.
He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Are you saying Evander Kane is a *Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.
She can be bent over a goddam cactus!
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!
Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.
He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Sex with Scarlett and stealing Kane from Winnipeg for a bunch of depth scrubs should have the same end result for Canucks fans!rats19 wrote: So...what are you saying?
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There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.Aaronp18 wrote:we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.
Why would the Jets want a bunch of popcorn farts like Richardson, Weisse, Welsche, Dalpe, etc., etc.
Yes - In a perfect Hindu world, a transaction like this would take place. Unfortunately however, Winnipeg is going to want some significant pieces.
As Scarlett can attest to, you have to give if you want to receive.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
No shit.The Brown Knight wrote: There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
brb guys, gonna go trade Henrik Sedin to the Calgary Flames for Brian McGratton, Matt Stajan, Shane O'Brien, Karri Ramo, and a 6th round on my NHL 14'!
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p.s.____________Just realized that I'd be the oldest player on the Calgary Flames' roster if I was on their team.
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Ahhhh.Aaronp18 wrote:No shit.The Brown Knight wrote: There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.
My apologies.
In my desire to zing you, I missed your obvious sarcasm.
The zinger has become the zingee.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
No need to be racist.Aaronp18 wrote:No shit.The Brown Knight wrote: There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Sexual frustration?Aaronp18 wrote:Sex with Scarlett and stealing Kane from Winnipeg for a bunch of depth scrubs should have the same end result for Canucks fans!rats19 wrote: So...what are you saying?
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Why Dave, you're such a shameless analogist!dbr wrote:It's like watching two guys argue over whether it would be better to bend Scarlett Johansson over their kitchen table, or whether it's too rickety and she should be bent over the couch instead.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
Overanalyze much?Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.
She can be bent over a goddam cactus!
It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!
Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.
He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14
In a perfect Hindu world people aren't traded like cattle!The Brown Knight wrote: Yes - In a perfect Hindu world, a transaction like this would take place.
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