Trades and rumours (& fantasies) 2013-14

Welcome to the main forum of our site. Anything and everything to do with the Vancouver Canucks is dicussed and debated here.

Moderator: Referees

Locked
User avatar
Topper
CC Legend
Posts: 18189
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Topper »

Always.

Always bend them backwards over the bike.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
User avatar
The Brown Knight
CC Hall of Fan Member
Posts: 1033
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:42 am

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by The Brown Knight »

Topper wrote:Always.

Always bend them backwards over the bike.
Mëds wrote:
The table is a better option.
Since a couch is softer and easier on the body, it would allow Scarlet to be far more relaxed.....and more uninhibited.

Also - couch is closest to the TV and so it makes watching the Canucks (who ironically enough, spend a lot of times being bent over couches themselves these days) a little easier.
"I post the Brown Way" ~ Connor McHindu"

The Dark Indian Rises
User avatar
Aaronp18
MVP
MVP
Posts: 4670
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:36 pm

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Aaronp18 »

Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.

:look:
User avatar
rats19
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 16328
Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:21 am
Location: over here.....

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by rats19 »

Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.

:look:
So...what are you saying? ;)
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
User avatar
Topper
CC Legend
Posts: 18189
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Topper »

Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.

:look:
Are you saying Evander Kane is a *
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
User avatar
Aaronp18
MVP
MVP
Posts: 4670
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:36 pm

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Aaronp18 »

rats19 wrote: So...what are you saying? ;)
Sex with Scarlett and stealing Kane from Winnipeg for a bunch of depth scrubs should have the same end result for Canucks fans!

:mrgreen:
User avatar
The Brown Knight
CC Hall of Fan Member
Posts: 1033
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:42 am

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by The Brown Knight »

Aaronp18 wrote:we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us. :look:
There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.

Why would the Jets want a bunch of popcorn farts like Richardson, Weisse, Welsche, Dalpe, etc., etc.

Yes - In a perfect Hindu world, a transaction like this would take place. Unfortunately however, Winnipeg is going to want some significant pieces.

As Scarlett can attest to, you have to give if you want to receive.
"I post the Brown Way" ~ Connor McHindu"

The Dark Indian Rises
User avatar
Aaronp18
MVP
MVP
Posts: 4670
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:36 pm

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Aaronp18 »

The Brown Knight wrote: There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.
No shit.
User avatar
The Brown Knight
CC Hall of Fan Member
Posts: 1033
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:42 am

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by The Brown Knight »

brb guys, gonna go trade Henrik Sedin to the Calgary Flames for Brian McGratton, Matt Stajan, Shane O'Brien, Karri Ramo, and a 6th round on my NHL 14'!

##Depth4Lyfe


p.s.____________Just realized that I'd be the oldest player on the Calgary Flames' roster if I was on their team. :oops:
Last edited by The Brown Knight on Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"I post the Brown Way" ~ Connor McHindu"

The Dark Indian Rises
User avatar
The Brown Knight
CC Hall of Fan Member
Posts: 1033
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:42 am

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by The Brown Knight »

Aaronp18 wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote: There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.
No shit.
Ahhhh.

My apologies.

In my desire to zing you, I missed your obvious sarcasm.

The zinger has become the zingee. :(
"I post the Brown Way" ~ Connor McHindu"

The Dark Indian Rises
User avatar
Topper
CC Legend
Posts: 18189
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Topper »

Aaronp18 wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote: There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.
No shit.
No need to be racist.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
User avatar
BurningBeard
CC Hall of Fan Member
Posts: 1329
Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:02 pm

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by BurningBeard »

Aaronp18 wrote:
rats19 wrote: So...what are you saying? ;)
Sex with Scarlett and stealing Kane from Winnipeg for a bunch of depth scrubs should have the same end result for Canucks fans!

:mrgreen:
Sexual frustration?
Every time I look out my window, same three dogs looking back at me.
User avatar
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42968
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Strangelove »

dbr wrote:It's like watching two guys argue over whether it would be better to bend Scarlett Johansson over their kitchen table, or whether it's too rickety and she should be bent over the couch instead.
Why Dave, you're such a shameless analogist!
____
Try to focus on someday.
User avatar
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42968
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Strangelove »

Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........
Overanalyze much? :mrgreen:
____
Try to focus on someday.
User avatar
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42968
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok

Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Post by Strangelove »

The Brown Knight wrote: Yes - In a perfect Hindu world, a transaction like this would take place.
In a perfect Hindu world people aren't traded like cattle!

Irreverence is the Great Strangelove’s only sacred cow....
____
Try to focus on someday.
Locked