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Re: CC Random thread

Postby The Brown Knight » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:10 pm

BurningBeard wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote:I love women but every now and then, I get in the mood to be in the presence of a well groomed black man with a nicely trimmed goatee, with an adequately large shoe size, that completely blows me away and tickles my fancy so to speak.

Don't worry, everyone had you tagged as someone suffering a genetic birth defect long ago.


You speak for everyone?

I am interested to see if "everyone" truly feels this way.

My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

I am willing to bet BIG MONEY that if you created said poll, most people would perceive me as an intellectual savant as opposed to a QUOTE UNQUOTE "having suffered a genetic birth defect long ago." Their votes would be reflective of this and in the end, you would have egg on your face.
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby rats19 » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:25 pm

referring to "hugeschlongitis" perhaps
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby BurningBeard » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:37 pm

The Brown Knight wrote:You speak for everyone?

I am interested to see if "everyone" truly feels this way.

My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

I am willing to bet BIG MONEY that if you created said poll, most people would perceive me as an intellectual savant as opposed to a QUOTE UNQUOTE "having suffered a genetic birth defect long ago." Their votes would be reflective of this and in the end, you would have egg on your face.

:lol: Relax - the last thing I want is to be embarrassed by you.
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby Topper » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:46 pm

The Brown Knight wrote:My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

Were you born long ago?
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby The Brown Knight » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:13 pm

Topper wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote:My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

Were you born long ago?


1981!

I realize that 1981 probably only seems like yesterday to an old timer like you, but for me.............that's long ago!

I remember Expo 86 and so that has to be worth something.
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby The Brown Knight » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:16 pm

BurningBeard wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote:You speak for everyone?

I am interested to see if "everyone" truly feels this way.

My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

I am willing to bet BIG MONEY that if you created said poll, most people would perceive me as an intellectual savant as opposed to a QUOTE UNQUOTE "having suffered a genetic birth defect long ago." Their votes would be reflective of this and in the end, you would have egg on your face.

:lol: Relax - the last thing I want is to be embarrassed by you.


I am pretty positive that if we had a physical confrontation of sorts in real life, I would defeat you pretty easily.

My roundhouse kicks would simply be too much for you to handle.

The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby BurningBeard » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:33 pm

The Brown Knight wrote:
BurningBeard wrote::lol: Relax - the last thing I want is to be embarrassed by you.

I am pretty positive that if we had a physical confrontation of sorts in real life, I would defeat you pretty easily.

My roundhouse kicks would simply be too much for you to handle.

The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.

I actually was born with a genetic birth defect so I'm pretty sure that's true. Good on you though, congratulations.
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby The Brown Knight » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:48 pm

BurningBeard wrote:I actually was born with a genetic birth defect


You're not the only one bro.

I'm East Indian........and you know what they say about East Indians and South Asians. :(

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Re: CC Random thread

Postby Strangelove » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:07 pm

The Brown Knight wrote:The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.


Yeah no, can't see that ending well for either one of you...

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Re: CC Random thread

Postby The Brown Knight » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:11 pm

Strangelove wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote:The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.


Yeah no, can't see that ending well for either one of you...

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Re: CC Random thread

Postby BurningBeard » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:17 am

The Brown Knight wrote:
BurningBeard wrote:I actually was born with a genetic birth defect

You're not the only one bro.

I'm East Indian........and you know what they say about East Indians and South Asians. :(

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What does an unnatural appetite for curry have to do with your shoe size?
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby SKYO » Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:39 pm

Now I need to check that All India Sweets and Restaurant place on 49th and Main. yum!
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby Topper » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:50 pm

Went for a skate this morning with the kid out on the small lake we live beside.
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Re: CC Random thread

Postby Arachnid » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:35 pm

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Re: CC Random thread

Postby Arachnid » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:13 pm

Knocked some East Indian kid's tooth out today at my ball hockey game. He was yap'n away of how he was going to do a spin-o-ramma and score on me and *whack* he went down easy and hard. He was fugly to begin with. Maybe now chicks will find him interesting and give him a sympathy wank.

Yer welcome punk

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