Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

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Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:47 pm

I use to be quite involved in Martial Arts.

Started as a wee lad in Chinatown in the 70's...this Ranch Parkian would venture down to the alleys to find ways to be the white Bruce Lee...Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do, loved to beat up the tough guys in Macs & Daytons (always went for their weak knees)...

Oh it's true....soooooo...true...then I got into Taekwondo because I loved to roundhouse and to power kick.

But the Kata was kinda gay so I moved onto Hung Gar Kung Fu (actually Gung Fu from the Taiwan Cantonese (I can swear really bad in that language but all the Mandarins don't understand me as they drive shitty by :( )
DEALY LO MAAAAAAA.... :lol:

So my animal monk Drunken Monkey served me well against the Communist clubs in the day...fuck'n creamed a few coolies too....
My weapon of choice was the staff...although I liked nunchuks...

Alas, the Hard Style had it's toll on my 6'3" frame so I had to move on to greener, gentler pastures and found Aikido...way of the sword...it was good, non-contact wrist locks and take downs but it was a little culty, plus my knees didn't like it as I got older....

So know I want to get back into it at age 49...I was think'n Tai Chi (Soft Style) but not sure...

Anyone have any experience with the Arts?

The UFC is the dumbest thing on the planet...worse than that fake gay wrestling...elbows, elbows, elbows...no skill...

I was thinking of Irish Stick Fighting, maybe the Brazilian shyte....I miss the Dojo...

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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Strangelove » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:03 pm

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LOL OMG!
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:11 pm

Strangelove wrote:Image

LOL OMG!


FYI Dock....That's a terrorist, not a Martial Artist

Hey, how's your TeaBag Party doing in Amerika? :roll:

Now this is funnier than spending hours on a crossword....ama righ?! http://www.drstrangeloveband.com/#

:mrgreen:

Im'a guess'n you got beat up pretty bad back in the day eh?! Shoulda learned then not to mess with a Sensei!
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Strangelove » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:27 pm

Arachnid wrote:That's a terrorist, not a Martial Artist


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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:52 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Arachnid wrote:That's a terrorist, not a Martial Artist


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Bingo Bongo Banga!

Do you know any South East Asian Terrorists Doc?

That like to lob tennis balls filled with C4 at the #NSA on a black night? :crazy:
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Strangelove » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:13 pm

Arachnid wrote:Do you know any South East Asian Terrorists Doc?

That like to lob tennis balls filled with C4 at the #NSA on a black night? :crazy:


Well I used to know one who found a way to pack more C4 into a tennis ball:

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Wait... so you're saying the Corner is a cover for the NSA? :crazy:
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby ODB » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:20 am

Strangelove wrote:Image

LOL OMG!

That's some serious "cancer gun" skillz!
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby rats19 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:33 am

I know Marshall Swenson... 8-)
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:41 am

ODB wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Image

LOL OMG!

That's some serious "cancer gun" skillz!


I think Indie has 'Daddy' issues...like father, like son no?! :(

Do you know any Marital Arts Mr. ODie?
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Strangelove » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:06 pm

Arachnid wrote:Do you know any Marital Arts Mr. ODie?


Ohdee has been happily married for decades, I'm sure he knows plenty!

Why you asking, are you thinking of marrying another... you-know-wot? :drink:
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Strangelove » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:11 pm

ODB wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Image

LOL OMG!

That's some serious "cancer gun" skillz!


Thanks for noticing!

Spidey's brain is such a teensy weensy target! :mrgreen:
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:33 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Arachnid wrote:Do you know any Marital Arts Mr. ODie?


Ohdee has been happily married for decades, I'm sure he knows plenty!

Why you asking, are you thinking of marrying another... you-know-wot? :drink:


Impotent ugly christian?! :D
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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:52 pm

Strangelove wrote:
ODB wrote:
Strangelove wrote:
That's some serious "cancer gun" skillz!


Thanks for noticing!

Spidey's brain is such a teensy weensy target! :mrgreen:


Is OK, Spidey 'Whitey' Lee is use to beating back groups of bullying mafioso gangs :thumbs:

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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Strangelove » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:03 pm

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Re: Does Anyone Know Martial Arts?

Postby Arachnid » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:29 pm

Strangelove wrote:


pffffft...everyone knows that's fake....like WWF or MMA...only Jeet Kune Do is real...Bruces legacy is real, his movies real... pull no punches (or post bad wigger rap :crazy: )
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