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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby SKYO » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:59 pm

Strangelove wrote:
rats19 wrote:I'm guessing at that point they'd start WWIII and blame it on Russia/China

(to the relatively few... and severely charred... folks remaining).


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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:28 pm

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Topper wrote:But is it traded in US$'s or is the price only quoted in US$'s?


BOTH, which artificially creates huge demand for the US buck.

Or so the theory goes...

The artificial demand for the us dollar is created through the treasuries purchase of US gov debt. S much demand, that they have to crank up the printing presses to keep up with it.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:10 pm

Well I suppose there are a few ways the US artificially stimulates demand for the US buck.

The question is how important is the petrodollar to the US in that regard

.... important enough to instigate wars, overthrow governments?
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:55 pm

There has been a windowless van parked across the street for the last few days.

Just to be on the safe side I hired a coupla thugs to put gasoline & match to it.

They should be here any time now... *peeks out window*

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:20 pm

Use diesel or kerosene.

GPS has been acting weird for the past 10 days. tells me +/-3m accuracy and then I save the location as a waypoint and it plots it 45m away. same thing with all my coworkers gps units.

System is maintained by the US Coast Guard...........................................................
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:05 pm

Topper wrote:GPS has been acting weird for the past 10 days. tells me +/-3m accuracy and then I save the location as a waypoint and it plots it 45m away. same thing with all my coworkers gps units.

System is maintained by the US Coast Guard.................................................


Yeah, GPS is the baby of the US military (they share it with the world at large).

Yeah, that's gotta be Iran screwing around the system.

Yeah, time to nuke those fuckers back to the Stone Age!!! :twisted:

To the victors go the oil.

Meanwhile the van left.

Should I ask the thugs for my money back?
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:36 am

There are four different GPS systems. The US, Europe, China and Russia. Access to the US and Russian systems is free but few of our gps units read the Russian signal (however many of our smart phone do including iphones). Too bad because it would provide much better accuracy for us in the northern hemisphere. Europe is in the midst of replacing theirs and will be the tits. Free basic service with a pay for higher precision service as well as having transponders on the satellites for two way communication with receivers. A great SAR add on that works similar to SPOT. The Chinese system does not provide global coverage so fugetaboutit for now.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Arachnid » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:19 am

Topper wrote:There are four different GPS systems. The US, Europe, China and Russia. Access to the US and Russian systems is free but few of our gps units read the Russian signal (however many of our smart phone do including iphones). Too bad because it would provide much better accuracy for us in the northern hemisphere. Europe is in the midst of replacing theirs and will be the tits. Free basic service with a pay for higher precision service as well as having transponders on the satellites for two way communication with receivers. A great SAR add on that works similar to SPOT. The Chinese system does not provide global coverage so fugetaboutit for now.


I use not cell phone or dumb phone, nor gps. No one knows where I am, neither do I....most of the time....what day is this? I think I must be in Belgium :mad:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:27 am

dead reckoning

Reckin' wrong, you're dead.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:57 pm

Topper wrote:There are four different GPS systems. The US, Europe, China and Russia. Access to the US and Russian systems is free but few of our gps units read the Russian signal (however many of our smart phone do including iphones). Too bad because it would provide much better accuracy for us in the northern hemisphere. Europe is in the midst of replacing theirs and will be the tits. Free basic service with a pay for higher precision service as well as having transponders on the satellites for two way communication with receivers. A great SAR add on that works similar to SPOT. The Chinese system does not provide global coverage so fugetaboutit for now.


Guess I'm behind the times, last I heard the US GPS was the only one worth shit.

Also didn't know you could pay extra for higher precision.

Technically those other systems have different names.

For eg. the Russian one is "GLONASS".

"Global Positioning System" (GPS) is owned and operated by the US military.

Hmmm do you think there's a chance Spidey has wandered into Iran again? :twisted:

*calls NSA buddy*

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:58 pm

Arachnid wrote:I use not cell phone or dumb phone, nor gps. No one knows where I am, neither do I....most of the time....what day is this? I think I must be in Belgium :mad:


Wake up pal, all you long-time domestic-terrorist types have been drugged & tagged (GPS implants). :thumbs:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:35 pm

The NSA calls me.

Galileo is the European gps system under construction.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:56 am

Does the new iphone fingerprint scanner connect to the NSA yet.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Arachnid » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:54 pm

basically we are a zit. scratch that...we are the excrement of the ecrement of a giant cosmic zit.

might explain DoubleBarreledRectum :D

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:37 pm

Arachnid wrote:basically we are a zit. scratch that...we are the excrement of the ecrement of a giant cosmic zit.

might explain DoubleBarreledRectum :D

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/09/17 ... 41690.html


Meh, they used to call em "philosophers"... now they call em "astrophysicists". :drink:
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