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Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:32 pm

Was Barack Hussein Obama murdered and replaced with a look-alike Illuminati stooge circa 2009?

2007:



Today:



The real Barack Hussein Obama hated war and bypassing Congress... and golf.

Just sayin. :mex:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:40 pm

Is Ron Paul a conspiracy theorist?



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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:47 pm

Russkie leader Vladimir Putin is starting to make sense.

Is this proof that chem trails are working?



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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:53 pm

Is this woman a Red Chinese agent?



They are a very very very sneaky people amirite? :look:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:07 pm

Hmmm... this is an interesting subject:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrodollar_warfare

Is there anybody out there who agrees?

Or perhaps I should ask, is there anybody out there? :hmmm:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby rats19 » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:29 pm

Strangelove wrote:Hmmm... this is an interesting subject:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrodollar_warfare

Is there anybody out there who agrees?

Or perhaps I should ask, is there anybody out there? :hmmm:

When you get there. There is no there there... :mex:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:13 pm

rats19 wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Hmmm... this is an interesting subject:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrodollar_warfare

Is there anybody out there who agrees?

Or perhaps I should ask, is there anybody out there? :hmmm:

When you get there. There is no there there... :mex:


Thank you, I've always wondered about your "Location".... "over there". :D

Now is there ANYONE who has an opinion about this petrodollar business??

There are folks... out there... who think USA makes up excuses to take out dictators who are not

... or threaten to stop

... selling oil in American dollars.

The proponents of this theory suggest that once some schmuck is elected US president (Bush, Obama)

... it is explained to them that the American standard of living would collapse if not for the petrodollar.

Petrodollar = Oil sold in US dollars, which of course boosts the American dollar, which in turn boosts standard of living.

This COULD explain America going after Iraq, Libya, Syria (they're already arming the opposition)

.... and perhaps eventually Iran (get those bomb-shelters ready boys and girls). :look:

See, if someone like Obama thought the only way to save America is to take out guys like Gaddafi/Assad

.... well it could explain his transformation into the warmonger we see before us today.

It explains the "OMG they're using weapons of mass destruction" bullshit excuse (Iraq/Syria).

Hey, only a tiny fraction of the 100,000 Syrians deaths so far are alleged to have been by chemical

(and videos above suggest there is some doubt as to who allegedly deployed these chem weapons). Image

EDIT: Hmm Iraq used chems on the Kurds but US let that slide; Iraq was in favour of petrodollar at the time.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Uncle dans leg » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:20 pm

Hmmm. Then Grenada, Afghanistan and Serbia we're obviously exceptions to this rule.

Curious if North Korea purchases its oil is USD
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Topper » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:47 pm

But is it traded in US$'s or is the price only quoted in US$'s?

Why then does the NHL pay players in petrodollars?
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby rats19 » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:51 pm

Sorry doc...the USA will be having extreme financial issues within 15 years according to a very smart very wealthy Texan guest I was fishing. Printing money...debt has crossed the no return point.... If this conspiracy has legs....I should sell my house in az within the next 2-3 years..
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby ukcanuck » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:34 pm



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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:31 pm

Uncle dans leg wrote:Hmmm. Then Grenada, Afghanistan and Serbia we're obviously exceptions to this rule.

Curious if North Korea purchases its oil is USD


To be honest I'm no expert on the theory.

And things have gotten hectic in Strangeworld lately so I don't have time to research.

But I can tell you that the Petrodollar Warfare theory involves more than just pricing oil in US dollars.

It also involves the control & flow of oil.

I've read that Afghanistan is hugely significant in that regard.

As in: PIPELINES Image

For years USA has made no secret of the fact that 'where the pipelines go' is worth waging war over.

Afghanistan/Syria are two of the most strategic locations on Earth in terms of controlling which way the oil flows.

As for Grenada and Serbia, can't say if/how they tie into this theory.

But then this theory doesn't say that every war involving the US is about the petrodollar.

This theory just says most wars involving the US are about the petrodollar. :mex:
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:32 pm

Topper wrote:But is it traded in US$'s or is the price only quoted in US$'s?


BOTH, which artificially creates huge demand for the US buck.

Or so the theory goes...
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby SKYO » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:18 pm

rats19 wrote:Sorry doc...the USA will be having extreme financial issues within 15 years according to a very smart very wealthy Texan guest I was fishing. Printing money...debt has crossed the no return point.... If this conspiracy has legs....I should sell my house in az within the next 2-3 years..


The only way out for the U.S. is to do the impossible, like another 9/11. :o
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Postby Strangelove » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:56 pm

rats19 wrote:Printing money...debt has crossed the no return point.... .


According to Petrodollar theory, as long as oil remains as important as it is today

... and as long as oil is mostly traded in US dollars

... the amount of debt does not matter one iota.

However if either of those two things change... well the US would be done like dinner.

I'm guessing at that point they'd start WWIII and blame it on Russia/China

(to the relatively few... and severely charred... folks remaining).

The good news is WWIII would last all of 4 hours and 22 minutes. :thumbs:
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