Canucks News and Notes

[Rumsfeld]

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2. Schneider's playoff performances, specifically his panic attacks.

A guy who has a panic attack in his first playoff start (in a non-elimination game) is not going to get hot and go on a crazy run.

Oh sweet fucking Jesus.

Where was your concern over this imaginary panic attack this time last year?

Cam Ward is a pretty good goaltender actually, he's only had one season of playing on a team that isn't total shit.

[Aaronp18]

Where was your concern over this imaginary panic attack this time last year?

To be fair we didn't learn about the panic attacks until this year, we all assumed it was dehydration which is what was first reported.

Schneids himself admitted to the panic attacks.

[Strangelove]

Bold Move Mike knew though!

*spits on Schneider*

[Aaronp18]

Bold Move Mike knew though!

*spits on Schneider*

And now Bo knows.......

[Rumsfeld]

Love to see a link to that.

Anyway, Schneider is gone now so his starts were all sheltered and he's a head case. Gotcha.

Snorting Gillis' powdered kool-aid, the lot of you.

If Kesler left today there'd be a thread from you guys tomorrow about how he hit on Burrows in the shower so it's a good thing we got that second-rounder for him when we could.

[Strangelove]

Bo knows flaky redheads...

[Rumsfeld]

I'm still convinced the idea of Cory having "panic attacks" is a nyth, much like Bigfoot or the female orgasm.

His first playoff game was intense and he cramped up. Maybe the pressure got to him a little, it happens to every player at some point in the NHL. Now we're throwing him under the bus for one game but Luongo gets a mulligan for multiple bed-shittings and a crappy regular season?

Ridiculous...

*thoughtfully watches meds chew on the couch*

[Strangelove]

Love to see a link to that.

I posted a link to the article a coupla weeks ago, maybe I'll dig it up later.

Anyway, Schneider is gone now so his starts were all sheltered and he's a head case. Gotcha.

There's no question his starts were sheltered in his first 2 seasons.

I've argued that before at this site.

But hey, that's standard procedure in the NHL when he's playing back-up to an established #1.

I've also called Schneids a headcase from the get-go

(but then I have called every goaltender in NHL history a headcase over the years).

If Kesler left today there'd be a thread from you guys tomorrow about how he hit on Burrows in the shower so it's a good thing we got that second-rounder for him when we could.

There actually WAS a similar story involving Messier + Bure after they both left!

NOT KIDDING

Thirsty yet?

[Aaronp18]

Love to see a link to that.

http://blogs.theprovince.com/2013/05/02/116665/

Enter Cory Schneider, who, if you listen around town, has either had the flu, foot fungus, mono, a knee strain, a groin strain, anxiety, cramps or post-traumatic stress disorder.

I actually don’t think people exploring the idea of whether Schneider is suffering from anxiety unfair. He revealed to me earlier this season that he didn’t think it was dehydration which forced him to leave the Chicago playoff game two years ago. He came to realize it was a panic attack.

For now, I think exploring this issue as a root of the current problem is misguided. He was forced off the ice for five straight days last week. And that sure doesn’t fit.

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2013/1/1 ... e-to-shine

>> Jason "Director of Shap and Bounty Bars" Botchford says Cory Schneider knows it's his time to shine, admits to dealing with panic attacks he didn't know he was having.

There's more if you google Cory Schneider panic attacks.

[Strangelove]

I'm still convinced the idea of Cory having "panic attacks" is a myth

*thoughtfully watches meds chew on the couch*

Oh it's DAMN true!

*smacks Meds with rolled-up newspaper*

[Vader]

If Kesler left today there'd be a thread from you guys tomorrow about how he hit on Burrows in the shower so it's a good thing we got that second-rounder for him when we could.

There actually WAS a similar story involving Messier + Bure after they both left!

NOT KIDDING

You can't believe everything Aaron tells you

[vic]

... or the female orgasm.

not a myth...

You obviously know as much about that subject as you do the Canucks.

[Rumsfeld]

... or the female orgasm.

not a myth...

You obviously know as much about that subject as you do the Canucks.

And your sense of humor obviously matches your IQ...

As in yeah, it doesn't exist.

Is that also AV's fault?

Yep you really strike me as the type of guy who scores a ton of ass.

Seriously dude, you are so fucking lame.

Meds needs some help with that cushion, why don't you get your pale little skinny ass over there...

*smacks vic with Strangelove's conveniently placed rolled-up newspaper*

[Topper]

laughably close with the King Richard and Kaptain Kirk effects

[Strangelove]

Love to see a link to that.

http://blogs.theprovince.com/2013/05/02/116665/

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2013/1/1 ... e-to-shine

There's more if you google Cory Schneider panic attacks.

Found this photo of Schneids on playoff game day: