MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Arachnid wrote: +10!

Exactly! The power of the woman! A North American woman! They can make you life miserable. They can make you do things you don't want to do. Like take on a giant mortgage in a part of town outside of your class or make you fake-belive in a religion you have no business being a part of. They are monsters and this is not going to end well..

WORST GENERAL MANAGER IN HISTORY OF CANUCKS!

We will rue the day Cory was traded instead of the wimp-ass management/ownership not buying out Roberto...
All this just because Lou gave you that GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-PSYCHO-look in that bar that night? :mex:
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Strangelove wrote:
Arachnid wrote: +10!

Exactly! The power of the woman! A North American woman! They can make you life miserable. They can make you do things you don't want to do. Like take on a giant mortgage in a part of town outside of your class or make you fake-belive in a religion you have no business being a part of. They are monsters and this is not going to end well..

WORST GENERAL MANAGER IN HISTORY OF CANUCKS!

We will rue the day Cory was traded instead of the wimp-ass management/ownership not buying out Roberto...
All this just because Lou gave you that GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-PSYCHO-look in that bar that night? :mex:
Well that's only half the story...he hit on my girlfriend and when I did my crazy eyes he did his GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-PSYCHO thing, KB was not there to protect him like when Sundin hit on my girlfriend and Domi protected him from me... ;)
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Spock wrote:*Arachnid said* "I agree he made you a fan because you are a weak flip flopper that has no hockey sense whatsoever probably raised to loose morals and values by a pack of hookers...

I will go on record that this will be the worse deal the Canucks have ever made and will make the Neely trade look like the greatest deal like eva....

Luo does not want to be in Van anymore. We all know why.

Now we have no number 1 goalie for our future. Great!

I hate Mike Gillis and cheer the day he will be quietly drowned in English Bay by a bunch of ugly plaid and heavy black boot wearing burn-outs from the glee East Side :D"
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Was Schneider your favorite Canuck or something?

Spidey - sorry bud but you are wrong. The Neely trade is and will likely be the worst deal still. Schneider might prove to be a good goaltender, but he won't be a HOF guy. No way.

The sky is falling Spidey....better get in your hole.
You sir (small 'S') are a Homer! (big 'H') Blind to the light. Unable to see the idiot General Manager scrambling around on the draft (daft? :eh: ) floor trying to make it look like he knows what he is doing...trying to call his goalies so they are too made at him for fucking this up.

EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT US!

That is the reality. We are the joke of the league.

We had a goalie controversy and we still do. We have an aging goalie that does not want to play for us.

We made it clear he is no longer welcome here.

He made it clear he no longer wants to play here.

His proud Italian heritage does not allow fro him to go back on his word to his wife and her family.

MG is an ass-clown...
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Arachnid wrote: Well that's only half the story...he hit on my girlfriend and when I did my crazy eyes he did his GET-AWAY-FROM-ME-PSYCHO thing, KB was not there to protect him like when Sundin hit on my girlfriend and Domi protected him from me... ;)
Maybe your girlfriend invites that sorta thang? Image

KIDDING!

BUDDY!!

Cool story bro, but you're gonna hafta PM me some girlfriend pics. :mex:
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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...andddd back on topic we go.
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Fair enough, Spidey...

But out of 30 teams that performed on Draft day, very few experts and analysts are counting Vancouver as the joke of the day.

In fact, most seem to think we got ourselves some underrated talent.
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Arachnid wrote: EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT US!
That's because they hate us.

Haters gonna laugh at every move you make.

They'll hate us as long as we're contenders.

Personally I'm glad to hear they're laughing....
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Strangelove wrote:
Arachnid wrote: EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT US!
That's because they hate us.

Haters gonna laugh at every move you make.

They'll hate us as long as we're contenders.

Personally I'm glad to hear they're laughing....
Haters gonna hate......right?
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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herb wrote: Haters gonna hate......right?
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Strangelove wrote:
Arachnid wrote: EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT US!
That's because they hate us.

Haters gonna laugh at every move you make.

They'll hate us as long as we're contenders.

Personally I'm glad to hear they're laughing....
DOC! WAKE UP MAN! STOP SMELLING THE HORSE GLUE FACTORY DOWN THE STREET!

GMMG IS A TOOL!

WE STILL HAVE A GOALIE PROBLEM!

TAKE OFF YOUR HOME TEAM BLINDERS AND SEE IT FOR WHAT IT"S WORTH!

ROBERTO IS AN HONOuRABLE MAN FROM AN HONOURABLE FAMILY AND MIKE 'TUBORG' GILLIS PROMISED TO TRADE HIM! PROMISED!
HE BETRAYED HIM! IN FRONT OF THE HONOURABLE MEDIA! IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY! ON CANADA DAY!
OUR OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL HERO! AND THIS IS HOW HE IS R-EPAYED?

THEY DON'T HATE US. THEY ARE LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT US!

THEY KIND OF LAUGH YOU DO TO THE THREE STOOGES! I THINK THEY WERE ITALIAN TOO!

WAKE UP! TIME TO DIE!

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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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So even the honourable dudes are hitting on your chick??

Pics please. :D

BTW are you trying to replace RD as our token Gillis-smacker?
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A guy who never seemed to get rattled... except for those 'leg cramps.'
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Mondi wrote:
Strangelove wrote:
ORCA wrote:
4. What a completely ridiculous stat. Luongo sits 5th ALL TIME (qualifying criteria of 200 gp) with .919 SAV%. Maintained over 740+ games. He also has an oustide, but possible chance of overtaking Brodeurs ALL TIME shut out record. If Schneider retains .920 and above after another 100 games, then talk about that. Best in NHL history :lol: .... that's like taking Johan Franzen or Claude Lemieux's 1 mega playoff run and comparing them to Gretzky, Crosby, and Mario.
Nice response Orc, I would add that by the time Lou was Cory's age he had played in 341 NHL games.

"Best SAV% in NHL history" :lol:

A quick glance tells me Chad Johnson, for one, is presently ahead of Schneids in "career sv %". :mex:

Also, let's not forget Schneids was the beneficiary of sheltered starts....
Of any goalie with 75 or more starts (or 98 to be precise) Cory is the all-time leader in SAV%. This is not a bullshit stat and it is looked upon often as a better stat than GAA (which Cory is 13th all-time in).

But, if that doesn't sell you on why Cory is an elite goaltender, watching his play over the past 3 seasons should be enough. He looks more athletic, better positionally and at least equally technically proficient as Luongo who is, by all accounts around here, still one of the best players in the league.

Anyways, that is but one of the many reasons this goaltending "controversy" has sucked, the worst of which, in my humble submission, is the fact that the Canucks drafted, trained and traded a guy who is on the cusp of winning a Vezina and who is trending in the right direction. A guy who seemed never to get rattled, a guy who was an articulate and consummate pro. A guy who battled the start job away from a guy who isn't exactly a pumpkin.

Anyways, the Gillis supporters can defend this, they can defend Ballard, Booth, and Roy...etc. Hopefully Horvat is a beauty, he looks like he might be.
Mondi Condo.....I like how you Bar-B-Q your Penne!

If I may ad an alcoholic beverage to that....CAN BO PLAY GOAL?!?!?!?!?!

BECAUSE HE"S GOING TO HAVE TO AFTER MIKE GILLIS FUCKS UP OUR GOALIE FUTURE FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!
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Re: MacKenzie: Corey Schneider to NJ for 9th overall pick

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Mondi wrote: Of any goalie with 75 or more starts (or 98 to be precise) Cory is the all-time leader in SAV%.
First guy I looked up is named Tuukka Rask.

He has the same regular season sv% and a BETTER playoff sv%. :mex:

He's a year younger than your ginger and has played in 55 more NHL games.

Rask carried his team to the Finals last season.

What has Cory Panic Attacks Schneider done?
Mondi wrote: A guy who seemed never to get rattled
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Spidey, maybe you didn't get the memo being up at the cabin all weekend but:
RoyalDude wrote:I can't believe some are shocked that MG didn't trade Schneider to the Oilers. Holy fuck grab a brain. One our biggest nemesis in our division ? Seriously, the math isn't hard.

I actually love this. Horvat is a very good player. Don't be surprised after years gone by that Horvat will be one of the 5 best players in this class. He will be our Ryan OReilly/Patrice Beregeron

Gillis just made a fan. Me

I also predict that Luongo will forever be the better goalie.
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