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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Topper » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:04 pm

PJ Stock has a better resume than McLean
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Aaronp18 » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:27 pm

ORCA wrote:
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ORCA wrote:Hows the swing dude?


Swing??



Image


Oh yeah.

That'll tell you where my heads at these days. I thought you were talking about some swing set I may have mentioned for my kids! But I couldn't think of anything.

Frack, with the kids my golf swing is non-existent. I did take them to the driving range last week though. I do miss golfing!
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby RoyalDude » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:24 pm

Topper wrote:PJ Stock has a better resume than McLean


If Stock wasn't such a Bruin homer like everyone else from HNIC I'd respect him more
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Rumsfeld » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:26 pm

RoyalDude wrote:
Topper wrote:PJ Stock has a better resume than McLean


If Stock wasn't such a Bruin homer like everyone else from HNIC I'd respect him more


Agreed.
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Arachnid » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:32 pm

Rumsfeld wrote:
RoyalDude wrote:
Topper wrote:PJ Stock has a better resume than McLean


If Stock wasn't such a Bruin homer like everyone else from HNIC I'd respect him more


Agreed.


You can't agree with him before I do :evil:

Dear Mr. RoyalDude, you're hockey aptitude is beyond comprehension, your dilettante way of expressing foul attitude towards CBC's Hockey Night In Canada is bordering on maudlin.

I concur!
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby x00x » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:08 pm

Arachnid wrote:
You can't agree with him before I do :evil:

Dear Mr. RoyalDude, you're hockey aptitude is beyond comprehension, your dilettante way of expressing foul attitude towards CBC's Hockey Night In Canada is bordering on maudlin.

I concur!


omg get a room
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby RoyalDude » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:21 pm

x00x wrote:
Arachnid wrote:
You can't agree with him before I do :evil:

Dear Mr. RoyalDude, you're hockey aptitude is beyond comprehension, your dilettante way of expressing foul attitude towards CBC's Hockey Night In Canada is bordering on maudlin.

I concur!


omg get a room


Ain't no shuttin him up

We are talking about a cuckolding narcissistic Sadomasochist. He's fucked up
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Arachnid » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:28 pm

RoyalDude wrote:
x00x wrote:
Arachnid wrote:
You can't agree with him before I do :evil:

Dear Mr. RoyalDude, you're hockey aptitude is beyond comprehension, your dilettante way of expressing foul attitude towards CBC's Hockey Night In Canada is bordering on maudlin.

I concur!


omg get a room


Ain't no shuttin him out

We are talking about a cupholding misogynistic sadomizingantichrist. He fucked up


I agree

I feel like we are related somehow

Like hockey soul mates.... :blush:
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Strangelove » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:09 pm

Shark swimming with guppies in the land of the whale:



Working hard to keep a smile on his face, but couldn't resist giving them the evil eye at the end.

Yup, you can tell he’d just LOVE to tear those giggling guppies limb from limb but he has to be a good shark

.... for now at least. ;)
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Reefer2 » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:36 pm

why is the local media so infatuated with how JT will deal with them.

Like who gives a shit except the media, all I care about is how he will coach the team and will he hold players accountable.

If the media actually cared they would of gotten off their knees and asked AV relentlessly about why he has double standards and does not hold ALL his players accountable?
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Strangelove » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:47 pm

Reefer2 wrote:why is the local media so infatuated with how JT will deal with them.


The truth?

They're scared shitless, watch the vid. :drink:

Reefer2 wrote:Like who gives a shit except the media


Makes for a fun sideshow my man, take a toke and enjoy.... :mex:
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Topper » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:39 am

Reefer2 wrote:why is the local media so infatuated with how JT will deal with them.

Have you ever watched animals outside an abattoir?
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby Tiger » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:21 am

So far.. its been entertaining.. but unless MG gets it done with Lou, Ballard etc.. Tort doesn't have much of a chance to improve the team..
Sedin's on penalty kill ??? :lol: and blocking shots ?? :shock: not much hope..
Kesler would be the MVP for sure. he might get a few more offensive zone f/o ?
Think it might be more entertaining to get tickets to the press conference than to the game..
The only way the team as its presently made up wins the division again ( tougher division this year )
is playing a very boring defensive game..
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby ukcanuck » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:45 am

Tiger wrote:So far.. its been entertaining.. but unless MG gets it done with Lou, Ballard etc.. Tort doesn't have much of a chance to improve the team..
Sedin's on penalty kill ??? :lol: and blocking shots ?? :shock: not much hope..
Kesler would be the MVP for sure. he might get a few more offensive zone f/o ?
Think it might be more entertaining to get tickets to the press conference than to the game..
The only way the team as its presently made up wins the division again ( tougher division this year )
is playing a very boring defensive game..


Chez boi RD Izat yew???

Wow talk about faithless. If this was jihadcorner we'ld have to make a video of your head being raised like it was the Stanley cup.
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Re: Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Postby sagebrush » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:51 am

^^ Improving team-wide defensive discipline is good. Less lapses is good. It doesn't have to mean rolling up into a defensive shell.

New PP & break out schemes are important - other teams have us figured out. Haven't seen any talk about this from Torts, but hope this comes when his assistants are hired.

With regards to the media scavengers... Imagine how Torts would have responded to the MacLean hatchet job on Burrows, or how Torts & the HNIC crew will get along. :thumbs:
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